Tuesday 7 November 2017

Mystery Tour - The Beatles

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I dreamt that I was onboard the Red Dwarf. This was centuries earlier to the current series. They may have time travel. Any changes made would wipe out future adventures. I spoke to The Cat. 

Gogglebox Mister Narstie not sure who he is.
Lori Ann from Graves End on Bruce's Price Is Right looked nice in the 90s wonder what she is like now.

Danny Jones the shoplifter not long out of prison. On rehab so meant to stay away from certain shops. Stole some Oral B sets from Savers. A new staff member was working. He will go back to prison. 


A blonde and brunette. One in black other in white. Nice bodies and ass. There is this dark haired lady that looks like Gal Gadot/Wonder Woman. A few nice asses as usual. A brunette with glasses in tight light blue kit. Nice body. This one in orange red top.

I had this dream where a white van man with no shoes had asked my mum for help. Something underneath. The door was opened. Someone could sneek in. He seemed dodgy. I get her inside and closed the door on him. In another scene I am at a store, he appears with a bomb strapped to him. There is some demonic possession. Someone transforming into a cat.


I was at the library using the automated kiosk and had to make a payment using my card. This old lady goes right up the the little shelf part next to it where you can place your items. She was sorting herself out. 1) I hadn't finished yet. 2) bitch back the fuck up as I am to enter my pin no.

Now watching Transformers The Last Knight. Cert12. Started off in the medieval era and comes to the not too distant future. Multiple locations and a variety of characters. Big, bolder and longer. Nice boobs on Vivian. The Earth is in ruins. Sir Anthony Hopkins played a Lord. There is the amusing Butler robot. Cade Yaegar (Mark Walberg) is on the run. The Autobots and Decepticons are still battling it out. Megatron/Galvatron is not doing that transformation that he did in the previous films. A magic staff with a talisman was once owned by the grand Merlin. It has alot of power. Various groups want to their hands on it. Gemma Chan makes a cameo. Borrows some ideas and makes nods to other films. Best to see the reviews and discussion. 

A couple were at the till paying for items. He had stuff in his hand that I thought that he might pay for separately. She paid and his phone rang. They leave. I should have called after them. I sold a lot on SAS. Seems not much was sold yesterday. The Fair is in town. At the gym spotted this Asian lady in blue shorts. Nice ass. A tall blonde in black and her short friend. Nice bodies especially the ass. This guy was doing kicks and had his socks and shoes off. There was a pungent smell. A slim brunette in blue vest. Nice body. Good view of her tits. Nice ass. There was apparently supposed to be a 2 minutes silence. Wasn't observed here in the gym. I wound up doing deadlifts using other equipment. This blonde in purple kit stretching her arms and legs whilst lying on her stomach. A few nice Brunettes. The Japanese girl tanned and with a nice body in grey clothing.


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Thursday 26 October 2017


All You Fascists - Billy Bragg


I sold the DVD but made a loss. I spotted this hot redhead with nice tits. There is a pretty brunette in white t-shirt and black leggings. This tanned blonde, grey sports bra. Nice athletic body. The tanned athletic brunette in black is nice. A young brunette in camouflage leggings, nice tits. A pretty girl with silver hair, slim build. As has this brunette in black shorts and top. This brunette in black sports bra has nice tits. Doing the dumbbell row and I can see her cleavage.

I dreamt that I was in a place with many rooms. Scenes were repeated. There were alternate versions of all the characters. Like the multiverse had collapsed. I found myself climbing up a hatch and going into a room. A few beds lay. One small one which was mine. I seemed to have been touching up the assistant manager. We may have been naked. 

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The bloody shoplifter that I hadn't noticed come in. She has nicked something. A woman made a joke which I didn't catch. After I offered her SAS. Just doing my job FAM. ID a lady but had to make sure it wasn't a proxy sale as a colleague mentioned so asked for management. Had a book to read and sign. People weren't buying the promo items. Just have to wait for the right ones.  #SoundsLikeFridayNight Keele Uni moaning about the money owed. Wasn't the deal done with an agent/promoter? Why would you pay Jason Derulo 20k?




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