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Ahoy t' a delayed Bunny Ears Newsletter. At some point I'll get better at writin' these on time, but today ain't that day! Yaaarrrg!

June Newsletter (6 Days Before July) Ahoy me scallywags, Ahoy t' a delayed Bunny Ears Newsletter. At some point I'll get better at writin' these on time, but today ain't that day! Yaaarrrg! Also, writing in "pirate talk" is pretty hard. I Googled it and everything. Don't say I never give you any sunken treasures in these newsletters. So, sup you jive fools? This is the newsletter. TA-DA. Lots of news here at the Bunny Ranch. Still looking for that office. If anyone is a realtor please let me know. But also, real estate… am I right? (realtor jokes!) In other news, I got a kitten. His name is Apples because I'm a 37 year old man who wanted to name my cat something only a 5 year old could dream up. Here is a picture of Apples: Just kidding. Those are apple apples. Here's Apples The Cat: He's only 3 months old. He talks a lot, is pale, and has blue eyes. Just like me, his father. Not sure if you've been keeping up with the site lately but we kidnapped goop's therapist. We treated him kindly, he was perfectly nice and we all learned a lot about Stockholm syndrome. Check out our original demands and goop's reply on our FB page. If you're too lazy to do all that clicking, I've got you covered with a photo recap:  That whole scheme was cooked up by contributing editor Hana Michels. When she's not staging kidnappings she's teaching you how to contour your cat's nipples, giving you lessons on polyamory and trying out this wild new thing called "the bus." You can read those stories and the rest of her work by clicking on these words.  Leave a comment on her articles to let her know you dropped in (just don't be weird about it). This month on the site we also covered a multitude of topics including How To Navigate Your First Date To the Bedroom By Bringing Up Your Dead Friend, How To Use Blackmail To Secure Your Toddler's Spot In A Prestigious Private Preschool, How To Feng Shui Your Panic Room and We Built An Infinity Gauntlet For Our Healing Crystals. Also, since it's almost the beginning of July you'll want to also check out the Color of the Month (this month it's: Me Badd) and your monthly horoscope. Another thing I want to remind you about is our Camp No Counselors contest! I'm going to an adult summer camp for the first time in my life and I want to bring you and a friend with me! Bunny Ears will fly you out and cover the cost of admission for you and a pal. All you have to do is come ready to party! For more details and information on how to enter please go to: https://bunnyears.com/CNC/ Old Matt Cohen and I are still doing our thing with the podcast. You guys still like that podcast, right? Regardless, we're still doing it and that's good because this is an untapped market. I'm so glad I got in on the ground floor of this new media venture. Our upcoming shows include guests like Dan Fogler (the guy from Harry Potter that isn't Harry Potter) Rob Kazinsky (the guy from the punching robots movie), and our own Editor-In-Chief Shawn DePasquale (who is not from any movies. Yet...). You can listen to all those suckers here: bunn.fun/pod We're also getting ready to retire all the T-Shirts that no one wants to purchase. Starting with these FONT SHIRTS that I designed. Apparently, when Elijah, our merch guy, says something isn't a good idea I should listen to him. Anyway, I love these shirts and we've got a warehouse full of them so we're discounting them for you newsletter readers to buy! This is a newsletter subscriber exclusive!! (AIRHORN SOUNDS) From now until the end of June you can use the following coupon code ShirtMan18 for Buy Two Get One Free! Get all three shirts for the price of two shirts! It's like we need to get rid of them or something! But seriously, you should buy them because they'rethe most hilarious shirts of all time and soon they'll be locked in the Disney Vault forever. And, yes, I have access to the Disney Vault. Anyone want to watch Song Of The South with me? And finally, we updated our Privacy Policy. You really should go read the entire thing. Be sure to check out The Flash Season 4 on DVD: https://www.cduniverse.com/sresult.asp?HT_Search=ALL&HT_Search_Info=Flash+season+4&style=all&frm=lk_KishoreMehta1 Your Pagemaster Forever, Mack TLDR: coupon code ShirtMan18 for Buy Two Get One Free on font shirts! Holy shit! I'm all over the internet now! FIND ME! Is it literally all @SaversHB stores that are a million degrees inside? How is it legal for the staff to work like that 😩 Is the lack of aircon a money saving thing bc I’d happily pay an extra 20p for shower gel and tampons for those poor fuckers not to work in the actual desert — Chloe Chapman (@chloesway) June 23, 2018 Copyright © 2018 Bunny Ears, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you opted in via our website. Our mailing address is: Bunny Ears PO Box 392 93 4th Avenue New York, NY 10003 Add us to your address book Want to change how you receive these emails? You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list.

Within Temptation - The Howling

If you think that Mexico is only sending drug dealers and rapists,

but also worry that Mexicans are going to take your job...

What the fuck do you do for a living?

— (((edelweisspirat)))🌊 #GeneralStrike (@crandallgold) June 25, 2018

 

In honor of gay pride month👌🏼 pic.twitter.com/2d5MBTbNtg

— Keaton Gary (@keatongary23) June 17, 2018

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Pitch Perfect 3

The Bella's have graduated from college. It is the third and final movie. Musical comedy cert 12. Universal Pictures 2017. Bonus features are included. Cast include Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Brittany Snow, Anna Camp, Hana Mae Lee, Alexis Knapp, John Michael Higgins and Elizabeth Banks. There is a competition for which the Bellas reunite for. As expected there will be interesting performances and songs you may want to buy. Some good dialogue. Strange characters. Great cast of actors. It was an explosive beginning. The girls have their own lives. Talented singers. Can be cheesy as with the scene at the army base. Some attractive ladies notably Emily, Stacey and Chloe. The two competition hosts from previous films are filming a documentary. You may have seen Grease, Glee, Sing, High School Musical. See Amazon and Cduniverse for deals. The actor playing Theo was in Hollyoaks. You have Lilly still whispering. John Lithgow with that Australian accent might be a talking point. Most of the songs that they cover I don't like. I don't get the hype about DJ Khalid. The actor playing Chicago is in the TV show Timeless. Fat Amy steals the show.