Sunday, 31 December 2017

Hey Joe - Jenny Owen Youngs

Nicole Caridad Boxes Of Fun





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One thirsty woman constantly tweeting Idris Elba
  I watched War For The Planet Of The Apes. Starring Andy Serkis, Woody Harrelson. Superb film. I like the soundtrack. War has been declared by the human soldiers. Some returning characters from previous films. Nice way the Fox logo comes up. Caeser is doing what he can to protect his kingdom. There is pleasant and hostile between the two species which is always interesting. You can but guess at what may have happened to humans from earlier films. There is a few scenes that are reminiscent of 12 Years A Slave, Shawshank Redemption, Passion Of The Christ. Nice seeing a few scenes of just Caeser and his closest friends on their journey. Comedy is provided by Bad Ape. Also you have human child Nova. Checkout her theme. I wonder if their will be another. You might want to see the original films and the Tim Burton one. You might like Grodd from The Flash. As it is set in the future there may be people wondering about the location. There is a song that the Colonel listens to on the radio. Worth watching.
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Another relative has passed away. 

I passed a dead cat. It was orange. Lying by the side of the road. Probably was hit by a car and died from it's injuries. It has been cold recently. As it is new years day everywhere will be closed. People were out celebrating and there were fireworks. Someone has lost a pet. Not going to be a pretty site for people tomorrow. 

I had this dream where I went to my old art college. The building had changed significantly. There was a hill or some landscape to my left. There were those corrugated shutters and it had graffiti all over it. There were several floors. I thought that the person would have done each section at a time. Mostly stuff related to football. I was to write "too much time on my hands" with a marker pen but students kept passing and I didn't want to be seen. I went upstairs and a class was being taught one had young kids in it. I did see my late uncle in some store and was confused about it.

I am training at the gym. Some blonde in blue T-shirt training alongside me. Just doing bent over barbell row. I look in the mirror and see her tits hanging. The spikey haired blonde has nice legs.






I had a dream where I was a delivery man. I was sent to go to 123 Church gate I think it was. Twice I was asked to visit it. I went to door and went up the stairs. The walls were painted red. It was like a gallery in there. Some areas had black curtains and was dark. I got lost. I went into a room which had naked black men in there. It was a gay sauna I assumed. I left and there were a father and young son behind. I heald the door open for them. They had to be careful not to scrape this Porsche which was outside. The door scrape over it. I think Smarter by Eisley was playing throughout. The following had the tenth Doctor in brothel investigating. 

My brother asks to borrow money again. Doesn't he know how to budget and save? Because of him I am overdrawn. He has the ordasity to ask for money for this and for his daughters birthday present. 

Nazi altright Trump supporters, filming of a dead body, an expensive advent calendar, sexual harassment, beheadings, clickbait and reaction videos. God, these Youtubers are cunts aren't they?! Yet again a customer didn't hear me properly. I was pointing to the Ambi Purr. I seem to be getting unfriended on Facebook. My nephew had accepted the request. There is Natasha Pepper who I did work with. May have been something I posted. But I'm not bothered. Sometimes you'll get a customer ask the person they're with if they'd be interested in any fragrances. As a piss take really. Or a person might not say no thank you. It could be "no no no". A blonde mild hadn't heard nor giving eye contact and not saying pardon.
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hypermusic99problems.blogspot.com 
Paris Hilton got married Celebrity Big Brother is on. You'll be wondering about who some of these people are. Get the merchandise.
Since people are talking about Toby Young then check out his book.

There was a thread on twitter with these interracial couples and this Muppet fascist had to be negative.
"The current "Twitter Moment" pushing race-mixing degeneracy is full of Scottish dudes who basically betrayed their heritage and their tribe. Why do we celebrate such things? This is tragic."
All You Fascists-Billy Bragg/Roll Deep-Racist People/Fuck You-Lily Allen

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My mum is up and talking to herself at 1:39am. Shut up and go to sleep.
Dream: I was going to be getting money back from my brother. I would extend it to £100. From all the other times he borrowed from me. Emilia Clarke worked at Savers. She was only there once a week as she was away filming Game Of Thrones. I spent time talking to her. Attractive and nice personality. My manger gave me some money but didn't say what it was for. It was 8:30am. I went to put a cage outside. Someone on a fork lift truck was placing them inside a lorry. The assistant manager called me and wanted me to take this test. It had questions about mechanics. I would have bought a manual with the money. She was going to help me so I gave the money back. I went to go to the toilet but ended up in the canteen. I had to squeeze by some Indian people to get there. The chairs clearly weren't set up properly. I passed a store where shoplifters were hanging about. They did break in. I reported the incident on the radio. 

See the Instagram of sophierimmerr. Lewis C Humphreys is alleged to have set up a fake charity account to con celebrities. Karma Police - Radiohead

Fellow in black T-shirt poses after having done bicep curls. I'm waiting to pick up the dumbbells. "Ima let you finish"

My mum repeatedly says Kokila for about five minutes. Just having a loud conversation. Must have said it 100 times. Was told to be quiet. I'll have to punch her soon enough. Went on for 10 mins. Now at night talking some shite. Godhari.

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Claire in this video is hot. She has a weird name but looks like Elsa from Frozen
It seems that they let any old idiot onto Celebrity Mastermind. Vogue Williams and Lydia Bright may have sucked off the producer. So Jo Marney is a cunt. A glamour model too. Idiot, no wonder she gets her tits out as a career. Racist People-Roll Deep.

Who the fuck rings at 6:45am and then hangs up. But rings again a minute later. It will be my auntie.

I went to the dentist and the hygienist is hot, she has red hair, slim build, tanned skin. 
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Monsters Of Jizz Black guys and blonde gals

Gloryholes And Handjobs is a site featuring interracial gay action.

I had a few nice banners but something went wrong, anyhow here are some pics of Barb Cummings.


The one and only Tanya Tate.


Saturday, 30 December 2017

Roland Of Eld - JunkieXL

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I am watching The Dark Tower. Stars Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey. Based on the novel by Stephen King. Great piece of music on the DVD menu. Might be the main theme. SciFi. The writing at the beginning is rather small. You have a sheriff and a man in black. If you like Doctor Who, Tomorowland, Firefly, The Mortal Instruments, Stranger Things, The Outer Limits, Twilight Zone, Lost, The Matrix, Thor. IT is out to rent now, also see Carrie, 1408, Christine. Jake is having dreams about the dark tower. It holds the balance between good and evil. See his books like Cell, Four Past Midnight. Great cast of actors and special effects.
 


Friday, 29 December 2017

Apes together strong - Michael Giacchino

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I had a strange dream most of which I seem to be forgetting. I was working at Savers. Serving a few customers. There on the shelves were the fragrances and chocolates. All on SAS. My former manager Chey was in the queue. Wearing a orange top. Some lady with glasses was in front waiting but not paying attention. Chey says "there is no one next in the queue" I served a Muslim woman. She wanted an O2 top up. Her card had some other network logo and the O2 one. A bearded guy with her wanted to see a fragrance and I suggested the promo offers.

At Puregym and there is the hot blonde in black T-shirt and shorts. Doing lunges. Nice legs. A brunette with nice tits doing deadlifts. Black clothing. A sports bra.
I did see one with tattoos on her upper body. A tall blonde with a grey sports bra. Nice body.




There was some deluded paranoid woman in her 40s, blonde hair with camouflage green jacket. At the photocopier. I was minding my own business. She comes over and is stood near me when she could have gone to the other kiosk. She goes to me "next time you should take a picture instead of staring at me" I thought it weird. She was wanting to complain to the manager. Going on about what she has to put up with. Says that I took along time using my bank card. Tells me not to talk to her. "Don't pretend being something you're not" She is delusional, paranoid and possibly suffering from a mental health problem. Maybe just being vindictive. Fuck her, the twat. I should kicked her in the head. I would punch her and give a swift kick to the cunt. Irrelevant person. I have done nothing wrong. I forgive and forget you. 99 Problems, Hyper Music - Muse







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