I've got 99 problems : Black Eyed Boy

I sold lots of SAS. New supervisor started with the company and we also have a stand in. I thought I had heard a customer talking about me "you hear that? I should smack him" as I wasn't able to open the till. I may have got it wrong. It probably was someone else talking about another person entirely. I am not fussed. People do act like I have asked them for anal. I was dealing with a customer and a man holding his items was getting impatient and asked if someone else was coming onto the till.
Dirt Of Your Shoulder/Lying From You-JayZ/Linkin Park

Danny Jones the resident shoplifter came into the store and I three belled him, he started moaning and actually bought some items. He was threatening to beat me up or something outside of work. He can give me a blowjob if he likes. That's all he will be doing. He has committed a criminal act and not changed his ways. I am only doing my job. I am not losing my job over him. He is going on a one way trip to the Dignitas Clinic. Idle threats from a muppet. I don't give a fuck about your feelings. I have nothing to worry about or need to dwell on.
Just-Radiohead Hyper Music-Muse I Won't Back Down-Johnny Cash 99 Problems-JayZ
I had been to the gym around 1am as I could not get to sleep. The equipment was left in a mess.
Posh Pawn this lady named Laura seems annoying. Nice tits. Jade Eddington or whatever has nice tits.

British Corner Shop is celebrating its 18th birthday next week, and is offering 18% off everything for 48 hours between 9am GMT on Tuesday 2nd May and 9am on Thursday 4th May with the voucher code BIRTHDAYAW.

Some guy in Leeds just messaged me to say hello on Fabswingers.com I don't travel that far. Pointless.

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