Tuesday 2 October 2018

Jordan Smith - Ashes


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Free porn videos Some pick up artist site with a never ending video.
Women are not a game to be played.
#mytransbody was trending and a Muppet named Alex Reid was offended. Also Shaun Bailey can go deepthroat a cock.

This Stewart Bint needs reporting to the police. https://mobile.twitter.com/SarahLouise30_/status/1037380327596072960

All the people involved in #hintforBint need to log off Twitter and do something productive with their time.

I dreamt that I was in a factory job that I did before. Placing two boxes onto a pallette. No invoice though. The manager I was talk to. Tall, slim, dark hair. Bit of stubble. I met with a young guy and I believe we would go on a road trip. I was back at the shop working a delivery.

I recognized the gorgeous blonde that comes into my workplace. Frizzy blonde hair tied back. Slim athletic build. Pink T-shirt. It might not be her. The brunette in black kit was nice. Again someone just about puts me off my training. This dark haired guy in crimson brown T-shirt with Wireless's headphones asks me how many sets I am doing. He was sat on a bench waiting. There was other equipment free. He was cute but still. The squat rack wasn't being used in the other room but I needed to offload my weights. A guy had his bottle on it whilst being trained by a PT. The blonde in red sports bra and grey leggings has a nice body. She has a friend also blonde in pink sports bra. Also fine. The blonde in grey sports bra and shorts looks alright. There were two slim Asian teens in colourful kit.

It is ShowreelShareDay on Twitter. With all those profiles Tom Six could create another Human Centipede.

I am in the middle of something. Looking at Pornhub. My brother knocks on the door with the council tax letter wanting me to have a look. Further wanting to chat about it and asks me to call them right away. Why doesn't he do it. Just putt me off. Stop going about the boiler guy. The council office is closed. According to Google it is open. Pornhub keeps crashing. The boiler has fucked up completely. The engineer hasn't called. 
Brad Kavanagh a twitter user missed the joke when I used a #confirmkavanagh tag. He jokes about taking Brett's place and that's how it came about. Some @Doomlooms is following me but he also follows right wingers. Some woman replies with "huh?" I don't pay attention to notification/mention. 
The boiler started up again. Had the engineer in again. Unfortunately Corgi Home Insurance will not cover it. Just charged £50 for the call out and I pay £19 per month. To have it stripped out will cost £605 plus VAT. If I get a new Ideal boiler it will cost £1900. Includes labour costs and it comes with a £10 year guarantee. I was told to not use it. My brother was on about how he'd cover it. Looks at the price and probably won't. Everyone needs to take a bath he says. Well you can't if the fucking boiler doesn't work. Why would I need to discuss it with the other brother that doesn't live here? The social worker has the cheque book and she will whine about it. I would ask my mum to help. What this means is that I would need to take out a loan and pay interest which I will be doing for some time. 

Fitness Youtube parody https://youtu.be/yeth5p2ZpSg 
0:35 Jeff Nippard 0:41 Bradley Martin
1:10 Dom Mazzetti? - curling while trying to buy Bradley Martin's truck 1:33 Omar Isuf 
1:58 shout-outs to notorious enhanced lifters and teasing Alan Thrall by including him
2:04 Meg Squats 2:30 Kinobody?
3:07 Callum Von Moger - injuring himself
3:20 is that the Brian Alsruhe walk to psych up for deadlifts? 3:37 Max Chewning? - angles and Chipotle 4:25 Furious Pete? - speed eating a burrito 4:31 Elliot Hulse?
5:02 Christian Guzman? - summer shredding
5:22 Alpha Destiny - going bear mode
5:33 Kenny KO - may his channel rest in peace
5:36 Nick's Strength and Power
5:54 Eric Bugenhagen - using an appropriately powerful sound system
6:20 cameos in the Bugez video?
7:08 AthleanX - muscle markers 7:15 ? Orange and teal 7:34 Jeff Nippard


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