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White nationalists in Ireland spreading fake news This is a horrible story which shocked me.

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Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she’s already trying to learn more about me, not just hook up. It’s called conversation. Learn it. pic.twitter.com/8RrpYG80TV
— nick (@nickturani) December 27, 2019

The amount of people not getting the joke.

girbaud & my tits pic.twitter.com/U1ysrUZR2T
— nani! (@ohn4ni) December 26, 2019

The people are trying to silence a black man The right wingers really are degenerates. Hiding their heads in the sand at the mention of discrimination. They clearly don't value poc. I stand with Stormzy.

Get your Impotus T-shirt here

At work I was left to clear up the pile of household. I wanted to take a break. We could have finished up and got out quicker. The moody tanned woman that I served goes "it's not going to fit, mate" as I attempt to put an item in the bag. I am not your mate. The goth girl drops a paracetamol packet in the basket. I assume her mum has two packets already. Someone also got three products containing paracetamol. I restricted it to two for a previous customer.

ANNA Thriller. The actress Sasha Luss playing Anna is attractive. With the opening scene a few people are being targeted in Moscow. Anna has been signed up as a model and is staying in Paris. If you like a strong female character then you might enjoy this film. This is a film by Luc Besson. Some subtitles fly by quickly. Blend into the background. Bond, Bourne, Equalizer, John Wick, Mission Impossible, I Spit On Your Grave, Black Widow, Wonder Woman, Atomic Blonde, Haywire, Leon, Revenge. You get a back story. Cillian Murphy, Luke Evans, Helen Mirren also star. There is an agency that hires assassins and spies. You have to look up the trivia. Excellent choreography. Check out the soundtrack. Clever dialogue. Twists expected. Pretty women with nice bodies. I need to look up discussions on the opening scenes.

Russell-Moyle is a legend

Killing In The Name - RATM

Where are the Alllivesmatter bluelivesmatter morons now? The family have a right to stand their ground.

Why were are all those NFL players protesting again? I forget. https://t.co/RLgPlbTtfG
— mike freeman (@mikefreemanNFL) December 23, 2019

Seeing various tweets moaning about a Adele losing weight but then complain about Lizzo's size. To be honest what does it matter to you what they do with their body? Stop being cunts. You probably were offended by the Peleton ad.

American Idiot by Greenday

My brother does waste toilet roll by putting a new one on before the other is finished.

Gretchen is retarded. She should have asked to speak to the manager.

Look at these Muslims practicing their First Amendment, someone call the Constitution police 😜 https://t.co/IbkkbFLRQZ
— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) December 24, 2019

Separation of church and state. They forget about the Native Americans. The Greenday song American Idiot is definitely about her and her followers. There is nothing wrong at all. They are Americans. Free to do as they wish. Karen needs a kick in the cunt. There is nothing wrong on any level apart from the white supremacist's tweet. Irrelevant woman. Snowflake with first world problems.

Meghan McCain is an entitled brat.

Here is an example of white privilege....

Oh my god. A Montana woman was robbed & they stole her dog. Guy was caught in West Virginia. Since many airlines ban pit bulls from flying, a relay team of 15 drivers was assembled to take Zeus home - 2,000 miles, 9 states, 4 days. I LOVE PEOPLE SOMETIMES. https://t.co/EOdmPrN4EX pic.twitter.com/Tp79WtRB91
— Kellie Rowe (@kellierowe) December 23, 2019

Are you traveling this holiday season? Be sure you follow these rules and safety regulations* ✈️

*If you’re brown
🎥: @huffpost pic.twitter.com/OisRd8ezbu
— aasif mandvi (@aasif) December 23, 2019

Idiots in the comments were triggered by the video. Seems that they can't take a joke.

Youngest brother had a ring which belonged to a student which had been dropped at the accommodation. Finally returned it. The younger one asking to borrow money yet again. It will leave me out of pocket.

I got this text from +447970724956. I know that I had already told them that they had the wrong number.
Change the way you buy a car with a new approach to car finance. Visit http://m.fmcf.uk/sTqWfLow and find out how much you could borrow. To opt out txt END

Right wingers harping on about race war, civil war or war on Christmas. They should all be put on an island then they can fight amongst themselves. #merrychristmas

Brother comes in regarding this passport application which is done and dusted. Still being a twat. Writes his signature to show me on the Bluetooth packaging and then tore it up and threw it in the bin. I have to go through the rubbish to get the barcode. I needed the packaging. Ffs

Nicole is inferior.

Can't find the TV remote so have to switch channels manually. Ended up watching #BeautyAndTheBeast

I had a series of dreams. From various parts: I was sitting next to Chester Bennington's ex girlfriend. We ended up making out. He appears later. I serve a customer on the till. Quite unable to work out the subtotal. A woman behind her gets impatient. A student with his dog enters the store. I am helping out to put stock on the shelves. A former assistant manager that I was attracted to was there.

Well I hope that you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

a church here put up a Nativity scene with Jesus in a cage (not the viral one just another one) and people are losing their fucking minds in the Facebook comments pic.twitter.com/mAzx8QrtxO
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) December 25, 2019

Time to throw those Christians to the lions.

merry christler!🎄🎁❄ pic.twitter.com/s2kGI14rpo
— britney k ☃️ (@britkitty) December 25, 2019

Cringe worthy ad. See the comments.

While some bake gingerbread houses, we decided to go with an F35 jet 😎#MerryChristmas to all our Christian soldiers and to all those celebrating around the world! pic.twitter.com/vH0oX0k1cg
— Israel Defense Forces (@IDF) December 24, 2019

My brother borrowed a rented DVD from the house without my permission. I am dropping them off early after gym tomorrow.

Santa, his reindeer and all of the presents have been cleared by CBP for entry into the United States! @NoradSanta pic.twitter.com/D28Xd8dAcg
— CBP (@CBP) December 25, 2019

The muppets censoring the films and the ones in the comments.

Bluetooth headphones for sale

This bellend proved Emrazz's point.

Hear me out -

What if all the shrill harpies, who hate men and joy and love and peace, disappeared for a day?

What would the rest of us, men and women, do with our lives?

Might life go on? Might we all happily enjoy our Christmas without them?
— Spooky's Christmas Celebration Spectacular! (@yourbuddyspooky) December 24, 2019

Dan

@dxnielandrew_

a day ago, 32 tweets, 10 min read

Just been to midnight mass with my mum and next to me was a man I hooked up with last summer....and next to him was his wife and children that I had no knowledge of 🙂

Can I add we went on 7 dates before he told me he couldn’t be with me because his job was too hectic. Never realised his job was stay at home dad xxx

Went to the pub after mass to meet my dad and family and WOULD YOU GUESS WHO I’M EXHANGING LOOKS WITH AT THE BAR SOMEONE KILL ME

LmaoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

A. CHRISTMAS. MIRACLE.

Honestly can one of you just be my boyfriend and let me come to your family for Christmas next year so I can have a stress free gin filled time thank you I’ll even buy your mum a Yankee Candle x

Oh you thought this was over? I’ve just been downstairs all MERRY CHRISTMAS FAMILY WOOO and my mum is glaring at me because when I was a bl*gger she turned tweet notifications on and now she wants to know whose home I unintentionally wrecked xx

Just in the car on the way to my brothers for Christmas breakfast and this tension -

Please come to my funeral, please come and have a celebration in my honour because I don’t think I’m going to survive Christmas xxx

AND I MOTHERFUCKING OOP

I’m trying to follow you all back but I have apparently reached my twitter follow limit so I will follow you all when I can I promise 🥺

WHO IS READY FOR A GAME OF GROWN UP GUESS WHO

#hellopleasereply

Just to get really sad boi for one second but it’s just hit me that I was used by this man, I was literally his dirty secret and I feel disgusting and I also feel terrible for his poor wife and children like WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE

Anyway that’s over now just remembered he is literal trash xx

If we get #hellopleasereplytrending I’ll go to the neighbours Christmas party tonight with my mum and dad where I know he’ll be and out him in an eastenders style showdown x

Yes. Yes I will.

Me walking into my neighbours house tonight with a gin and half a sterling crushball in my mouth @CharityShopSue
#hellopleasereply

This might be my fav response yet.
Y’all wanted a plot twist 🏳️‍🌈

Anyway, plugging my Instagram but ONLY if you’re a married dad of two x

Dan (@dxnielandrew_) • Instagram photos and videos1,624 Followers, 1,216 Following, 356 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Dan (@dxnielandrew_)https://www.instagram.com/dxnielandrew_/

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS WHAT I THINK IT IS

It was exactly what I thought it was :( #hellopleasereply

What do you want Emma? A picture of his dick in my mouth?

https://twitter.com/emmajenkins4/status/1209853209411502082?s=21

https://twitter.com/emmajenkins4/status/1209853209411502082

I. FORGOT.

I. FORGOT.

anyway I’m in the bath with a straight gin, cheers to the trash man for bringing twitter together this Christmas 🥂

15 minutes is still 14 minutes longer than you lasted xx

Okay competition time:
How long until he’s crawling back in my DMs?
The person with the closest answer wins dinner and drinks with me x

WE ARE FUCKING TRENDING FFS
#hellopleasereply

Not much hun, you?

Also who was closest to 6:41 I’m too overwhelmed but dinner and gin on me in January xx

Did...did somebody say....that it was time for a Christmas party at the....the neighbours?

Coming to you semi live from the neighbours. I got cut off because I thought someone was coming WILL UPDATE SOON #hellopleasereply

#hellopleasereply

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None of the kids wanted toys for Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as a gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so I made special packaging. Went over well pic.twitter.com/urXVCHtDyW
— Donnachaidha O’Chionnaigh (@TwoClawsMedia) December 26, 2019

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This Beth Collins and George Stobart are racist morons.

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— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) December 26, 2019

He doesn't hate the country. Just because he is a poc will you say that. The account doesn't exist as I reported her and other fuckwits. Karma Police - Radiohead

Already this morning I have killed a fox with a baseball bat. How's your Boxing Day going?
— Jo Maugham QC (@JolyonMaugham) December 26, 2019

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I went to gym. Worked the upper body. Mostly chest. Spotted this teen brunette. Looking nice. This young redhead had a nice ass. I went to Greggs and was served by this pretty Italian girl. Over Christmas I have watched a few shows and films. The Boss Baby, Beauty And The Beast, The Jungle Book, Room On The Broom. There was The Chase Bloopers. Worzel Gummidge is a show that I watched during my childhood. Now it is making a comeback. Subscribe to my newsletter

I can't believe there is this parody account clearly created by a right winger

People complaining about what she is saying. She is attractive.

TIK TOK IS A MENACE pic.twitter.com/JCtbtWloKv
— Allyiah✨ (@AllyiahsFace) December 26, 2019

John doesn't like black people also see the replies. A former police officer. The people that follow him are racist too. Generalization of an entire race over the actions of a few. Untouchable-Eminem

There was a similar incident where a white woman was looking for a black man she saw at the game. But the people responding have a problem with interracial relationships. She can date who she wants.

For all the depressingly predictable comments that I shouldn’t have been cast in A Christmas Carol please see the below thread and thank you @WhoresofYore for compiling it. https://t.co/QMpIH3D3vT
— Vinette Robinson (@_vinette) December 24, 2019

Doctor Who

Hunting black men to start a "race war": James Harris Jackson went to New York with a Roman sword and an apocalyptic ideology. He stabbed a stranger in the back and left him to die. https://t.co/TOcYdtfWKw
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) December 27, 2019

Where was this terrorist radicalized?

So this went down in Loughborough army officer returns home to say goodbye to his mother who is facing deportation

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This is an interesting tweet regarding the film.

I’m going to say something unpopular. I’m not interested in watching the #BombshellMovie. The white women at Fox News have been complicit in creating so much hate and the spreading of so many lies. I’m not here for their “redemption movie”. #WokeAF
— DanielleMoodie-Mills (@DeeTwoCents) December 27, 2019

You know when you can just tell she wrote this herself lol “Prison Officer” ok, love.
A real Prison Officer would know the systemic reasons behind crime and not one of them would be Stormzy 🙄😂 https://t.co/tFrVfP0dfX
— 🎄🎅🏿 Christmas Tri 🎅🏿🎄 (@Trinajc_) December 27, 2019

Probably wrote it herself.

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