Thursday, 18 August 2016

Monday, 15 August 2016

Anywhere In The World - Mark Ronson ft Katy B

I received this email twice and it isn't my address.
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Max Whitlock's Fiance
https://mobile.twitter.com/leahhickton/status/764039848378310656/photo/1
Eng V Pak cricket and there is a couple dressed as Minnie Mouse (nice tits) and Cookie Monster
Women on Twitter will find something to complain about.
I made the call to Provident and the call ended after the payment and I'm hoping that it went through. Calling Lloyds and call ended immediately. My balance on text is different to when I ring up. Stupid.
I dreamt that I was at the home of a gay couple and I had been sleeping in between them. Later I am sleeping in the bed upstairs and refuse to go down. I collect 5 CDs from a guy that had borrowed them. Mainly Dance music compilations. I am asleep and then awoken to to find the fat white mature guy fucking my ass. He isn't wearing a condom and cums inside me. I later find that there is blood and I could be infected with an STD.
Bbc subs 'Saint Bolt' Attempted murder of a police officer in Loughborough just yesterday.
At the gym was this stunning tanned blonde in grey and black striped kit. Superb tits. Upon arriving I spotted a blonde in white T-shirt and tight grey shorts. Fantastic arse. There was some lady in orange top over black leggings. A brunette on the bike now, was doing squats earlier- black gym kit with part of it in luminous orange. Again the slim bodied mixed race girl was back.

There was a nice brunette in a blue/black white dotted dress with nice legs. She was going past the grocers on Biggin St. Saw this lady in blue dress with massive tits. Also spotted an asian lady in red.

The cash machine in Wilkos was useless. Quite alot of pretty women out today.
Some geordie woman was almost kicking off at the librarian as she didn't know that the photocopier/printer would not give change.




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Sunday, 14 August 2016

Search And Destroy - Skunk Anansie

http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/athletes-you-would.166692/page-140 In the spirit of the Olympics.
Katie from Naked Attraction probably had shagged Mathew. https://m.facebook.com/katie.t.nixon?fref=ts
I did see some of the Berry temps. I would have said hello but they were on their way out. The bin bag was not replaced what is the point? I have not been given back enough money to cover my payment for Monday. And he asked for some of it back. Dissatisfied.
I dreamt that I was near a few homes. Someone possibly elderly was in a room. The lights were on and there was an RIP sign with dates on it. I saw this dvd boxset of Towie which some info and clips of Nanny Pat. I was interested in seeing them. I also came face to face with various monsters and I had some people to help me. I see Match Of The Day and there is this an attractive brunette presenter. Where the fuck are the envelopes for your rakhris and stop saying 'jewra' I have woken up to hear her repeat 'jewra kitchen ha' about 30 times.
I masturbate to whiny women. BBC Subtitles 'Gentlemens Carlin' 'was a great freelying'. Post swim interview with Jazz Carlin and a few minutes before.
I knew that head office would contact the manager about the Facebook page. It was only a matter of time. I was nominated for an employee prize draw because of the work that I do on SAS. Shopping vouchers to be won.
Netflix aired Aziz Ansari subtitles from his stand up show over a BBC nature documentary. http://thechive.com/2016/08/03/bbc-accidentally-broadcasts-aziz-ansari-subtitles-over-nature-show-22-photos/
Not sure what is weird but their was a butch lesbian and I guess the blonde was her husband girlfriend and there was the mother 'mutton dressed as lamb'. I served a lady that burped as she was drinking an energy drink. Not very lady like. I did serve the lovely Evie that works at the Freemasons place in Leicester. A former work colleague of mine is taking part in the Rio Paralympics.
Here is a tweet from a USA athlete https://mobile.twitter.com/IbtihajMuhammad/status/721147462929498112?p=v
Some weird tweets @Olumes58
Aug 12
Jessica Ennis-Hill is PERFECTION!!! Talk about an absolute beauty!!! You'd never imagine she's a mother 🔥🔥🔥love my Athletes👅
@BAStaracus
5h
Jessica Ennis-Hill's biggest mistake was becoming a mother.
@K69atie
Nadiya Hussain Take that thing off your head & the abuse will stop dear.
4:42 AM - 14 Aug 2016
Katie is just clueless. She lives in France and hopes to return to the UK soon.


The Hmrc text was possibly sent from the Canary Islands due to its service number. A scam.



Thursday, 11 August 2016

Electric Light Orchestra - Don't Bring Me Down

10 Cloverfield Lane: A sequel to Cloverfield. Starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Michelle a young woman that has left her husband and is on her way North. John Goodman plays Howard, a farmer and conspiracy theorist that lives in a bunker. There is a young man called Emmet played by John Gallagher Jr. Sci-fi Horror. You might like The Divide, Room, War Of The Worlds, The Quiet Hour. Good soundtrack. Special effects are good. Great cast of actors. Bad Robot Productions also made the recent Star Trek films, Star Wars, Mission Impossible Rogue Nation and Lost.


I keep getting asked to come in for work on my day off and lend money when I barely have any. Just becoming pests. An old man in a mobility scooter was being served by a colleague. He was after some aftershave but there wasn't anything. She would offer to help him and told him that they were on the top shelf. He labelled it as discrimination. I was heading back home and down Churchgate was a nice bodied blonde in striped black and white suit. I admired her ass. I would take a photo but had insufficient memory. A few more teen blondes came to the shop. Alexandra Raisman is pretty, nice ass and body in general. Gymnastics the girls are usually pretty fit. 999 What's
Your Emergency ch4. The police go see Michaela. The young officer is hot. Series 3 episode 5. The Job Interview has blonde Francesca and a pretty black girl. I was asked if we sold disposable barbecues. Weird question. Impractical Jokers Uk ch5 "have you seen my wife?" a few hot women featured. They have previews which are spoilers. The bar scene may cause some opinions on Twitter. Women's synchronised diving and Tonia Couch looks good. I saw this Polish British blonde, tall with amazing tits and then this tall pretty mixed raced girl. I sold £75 worth of SAS. Some teen brunette in black tight shorts with nice ass. Some nice boobs on the blonde in white top. A lady was to buy two boxes of wine thinking they were £3.29 or something each. But no they were the price of each bottle. Slough tried calling ‭01753 441520‬ on Monday.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 is not as good as the original. Romantic comedy about a larger than life Greek family. Cert 12. The couple Toula and Ian have a 17 year old daughter about to go off to college. A secret is unearthed. This dvd is skipping through some scenes. Maybe I am not missing much. The characters can be overbearing. See the Amazon reviews. Louis Mandylor I believe is the brother of Costas that was in the Saw film series. Joey Fatone of NSync. Nia Vardalous wrote the movie. John Corbett also stars. I see what looks like inequality between the sexes. You might also have seen East Is East, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Royale Family, The Cosby Show. I should never have bothered. There is a Greek version of Billy Idol-White Wedding. The actress playing the daughter is attractive. One woman has great tits, she is the scandalous one. John Legend - All Of Me is a song played during the wedding which I worked at. It is used in one scene. There is a gag reel and making of bonus features. The song playing at the reception is good. End credits one is interesting. I am looking to watch The Boy and Dawn Of Justice.
We have Homes Under The Hammer, property is bought at auction, done up and sold or rented. Then you have Britain's Benefit Tennant Ch4. Private landlords have to try and deal with people on benefits that go into arrears. I say look at the tweets from the viewers. The council should be sorting this out. People should manage their money better. One lady had been playing loud music apparently and complaints were made. She denies any wrong doing. Flabbergasted at finding out that the private landlord isn't responsible for rehousing her. Nikki is her name. The agent Caroline dealing with this is hot. The meter had been tampered with. Hole in the wall. These individuals buy up all these properties. Someone named Kristie was guilty of noise pollution. There was some fly tipping as you will. The agent/landlord dumps some stuff on a former tenants front garden. Chris the agent goes into a property that is a mess. Nice shot of a vibrator box 'Splash Rabbit.'
Sainsburys in Hackney. A gay couple were holding hands and a some Twat complains and so the security guard tells them that they were behaving inappropriately. They have been offered a £10 voucher. Did the incident happen? I was accused of acting inappropriately by Rachel Hughes, but the cunt doesn't know shit. There was a Darwin Award for a railway worker that had his head stuck out of a window when it was struck. You think that he would have known better.
Naked Attraction but the standard of women on this have slipped. Nice to see tits and pussy. Green and blue might be a good pick. This is episode 3. At first glance I just thought there were blokes there. Not remotely bothered about what they have to say. Big Brother could be taken off the air for featuring full frontal nudity. I hope it was one of the attractive females. One month later and Katie wasn't interested. Not replying to calls or texts. Did not turn up for filming. Mathew may have had better luck with the other girls. At the gym the personal trainer was with a olive skinned brunette in black top and navy blue leggings. Pert buttocks. Some tall blonde was doing squats and saw another shorter one in grey and black. I took up a 1km cycle challenge and did 1m48s.

What the fuck the Judges were doing no one will know. Mexico offered a redive and then denied it.
I remember the other day that three people were walking side by side on this narrow road and so took up the pavement. The Chinese woman was not looking at where she was going. So I had to step onto the road. I am courteous. I had a dream regarding My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.
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There was once a guy that came in to Savers looking to buy some items for a homeless charity but he was looking for a discount. He was told to contact Head Office. A group of girls were looking for donations but the manager told them that we were already with Marie Curie. Yesterday two people came and told me of the paperclip challenge where you swap an item for something without using currency. I mentioned that it may not happen. I rang for the supervisor that checked with the manager but again it was a no. It seems pointless.
BBC Breakfast at that diving moment in Leeds. There were three people diving together and Naga mentions "threesome". The presenters do come out with some shit.







Monday, 8 August 2016

Wretch 32- Traktor

I got this from a text no ‭4672733863‬ claiming to be Hmrc. But I don't trust it. 'You are due a refund of £265.48 from HMRC. Please use our link below to process your refund http://gov.hmrcrefund.tax/'
I offered this gentleman his receipt but he didn't want it saying "I don't think I'll be returning the toilet rolls do you?" Dickhead it is for proof of purchase. One man that was going to buy a JPG Le Male tried using two cards for contactless payment but it didn't work and he left to see if he could get a pin number. He did not return. Another guy buying a deodorant thought that he was being ripped off and that it cost 95p. I went to investigate and there was a label saying £1. He was busy on his phone to notice and apparently didn't matter about the 5p. Arse. A shoplifter had made of with 16 cans of deo but denied taking it. CCTV was viewed. I was busy facing up. It is his fault not mine. To be honest the shoplifters deserve to be stabbed to death.
In McDonald's I was going to sit on this seat. But this older lady was going to sit there with her grandson so I let her have it. I noticed some teens are wearing shorts and there was the older one with her boyfriend and I tried not to look at her legs. There were a few tasty blondes that came to the shop and the tanned one that worked in the tanning salon then airport looked good with dyed brown hair. A brunette in black uniform, pretty and with a gap between her two front teeth.
There was a clip of Adam Peaty walking down the street towards the camera and I realised it was Devonshire Square, Loughborough.

I got called into work as someone wasn't feeling well and I think I know who that was. I had plans. I was tempted to say no. Now the rotas have been revised. Some retail trainee called Chris should have turned up on Tuesday but didn't. I missed Notts Gay Pride. My brother asked to borrow more money. My Bt WiFi pass has run out. Michael McCabe caused disruption in Leicester. He should have been run over. I did notice Rio Rugby Sevens segment that the GB women's captain needs to use a facial waxing strip. Some of the hockey players have nice bodies. UK vs Aus. My mother is still making the noise and brother is being just as annoying.
I'm better off without the companies that I have worked for. I'm too good for them. Muse-hyper music
Women's Beach Volleyball playing on TV now but I am going to work. Some nice tits and ass on the Swiss players.
Some knob came into the store and stole 4 Hugo Boss edt. Later a scruffy beard, ripped jeans, watching me through the window and came in but then went out again. If I had the chance then I would put them in a Jigsaw style trap.
80 miles per hour. The brunette is pretty as is her blonde friend asking the question. I'd rather look at her nice tits. Come Dine With Me, Leicester host Portia looks good. She has had glamorous shots done. Alicia Blagg the GB Olympic diver is fit. You get to the buttocks due to the skimpy outfits. Some of these events and I wonder just what is the point? Some are just highlights and others are lengthy. Beach Volleyball is shown on BBC4 from 10pm BST. It is 11:16 and there is no Volleyball yet. They just showed the guide and volleyball is on at 1am.
There are live streams on the BBC.co.uk site. It seems absurd that the Russian Paralympic team was banned but the other athletes from the Olympics were not. The Beeb seem to repeat the same event on all three channels. I can't be arsed with this. Tennis is being shown.
Congratulations to Adam Peaty. His girlfriend Anna Zair is nice. The blonde that I passed had nice big tits. Black cardie over grey top. Meadow Lane, Loughborough. Then just now a brunette in brown coat, slim, wearing a skirt showing off nice legs. I passed a short and busty brunette on Bridge St.
Fit blonde in white T-shirt chatting to a guy and another in all black with Adidas logo on her leggings. Using the power plate. Yet again I am asked to lend money.