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<Just knocked on the door & entered my patient’s room>— Dr. Cameron Webb (@DrCameronWebb) December 7, 2019
Patient: [on the phone, looks up & sees me] “I’ve got to go, the food guy is here to get my lunch order.”
Me: “Hello, I’m Dr. Webb. I’m the doctor in charge of your care while you’re in the hospital...”
Also Me: pic.twitter.com/QY84srGEmv
The Boys season 2
Seven Worlds One Planet Soundtrackwhat’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?— Netflix US (@netflix) December 5, 2019
My mum could have got herself run over. A few people in front crossed the road. The Green Man wasn't showing. A car later went by. She wasn't looking side to side. My younger brother wanted money sent for his daughter's gift. I said no. The youngest brother comes in talking shit, what we going to do about the remaining money. I had told him not to ask again. He said he wouldn't. Which is a lie.
The couple had watched me as maybe they hadn't seen a Jefferson Squat before. The NCP guy was watching me as I passed. This bearded fat guy was checking me out in the gym.
Stupid racists need to be beaten to death
Barnet Conservative chairwoman told to resign for telling a Muslim woman out shopping with her children that her headscarf is "offensive" - "I'm just a British mum getting on with being an active and positive member of society..." https://t.co/6v0BRpE7Nq— liane #VoteLabour2019 🌹 (@ligomersall) December 9, 2019