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A Paralympian athlete was forced to wet herself on a train because it didn't have a working disability toilet (link: http://bbc.in/2hO0Pw2) bbc.in/2hO0Pw2



2:58 pm · 3 Jan 2017

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13hNathan‏ @WAFCNathan

@BBCSport do it in a bottle then

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13hGavriel Seitler‏ @Gavriel01

@BBCSport like @GaryLineker

13hConnor‏ @ConnorChilly

@BBCSport I really couldn't care less you freaks

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13hJ@ck‏ @iiStaples

@BBCSport What a spastic

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13hDonald St Pierre‏ @Rimouskisherrif

@BBCSport i would sue there asses big time if it would be me

12hZahid Sardar‏ @zed82

@BBCSport What's her being an Olympian have do to with the story? Does it entitle her to special treatment above others with disabilities?

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12hJames Cook‏ @CookieJDC

@BBCSport and then tell the whole world about it...

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12hBroadway Lamb‏ @heretodaymaybe

@BBCSport and.....We've all been places with no toilet. Haven't just pissed in protest though.

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I dreamt that I was at work and I had gone into the stockroom and discovered this middle aged man that had come out of the toilet which was for staff use only. I asked him to leave. A mature man was just outside also wanting to come in but I told him the same thing. I closed the door and they were talking about how easy it was to gain access. I am outside and they seem to be around. This is the car park and delivery area behind the shops. Two drivers are arguing with two mothers with their kids. I decided to report this too my manager and she was just wearing a towel which was slipping off so I had to avert my eyes and leave her for a bit. I am in some room with people and the two guys are back wanting some fun. I leave.
In another scene I am sat at a lecture beside me are many soldiers, some with right wing opinions. It was bizarre. I remember having a conversation with two Hollywood stars.

Part of the dream stems from some guy that did go into the stockroom and was caught by the boss. Another I did silver service at Bullwell army base and we were to strictly serve food. Wine was already provided and any other drinks the soldiers would have to get from the bar. Unfortunately I had a bunch of pricks on mine. "I bet you hate your life" I was going to shake hands with the numbnuts that started but thought better of it. Maya Angelou - Still I Rise


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