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Ahoy t' a delayed Bunny Ears Newsletter. At some point I'll get better at writin' these on time, but today ain't that day! Yaaarrrg!

June Newsletter (6 Days Before July) Ahoy me scallywags, Ahoy t' a delayed Bunny Ears Newsletter. At some point I'll get better at writin' these on time, but today ain't that day! Yaaarrrg! Also, writing in "pirate talk" is pretty hard. I Googled it and everything. Don't say I never give you any sunken treasures in these newsletters. So, sup you jive fools? This is the newsletter. TA-DA. Lots of news here at the Bunny Ranch. Still looking for that office. If anyone is a realtor please let me know. But also, real estate… am I right? (realtor jokes!) In other news, I got a kitten. His name is Apples because I'm a 37 year old man who wanted to name my cat something only a 5 year old could dream up. Here is a picture of Apples: Just kidding. Those are apple apples. Here's Apples The Cat: He's only 3 months old. He talks a lot, is pale, and has blue eyes. Just like me, his father. Not sure if you've been keeping up with the site lately but we kidnapped goop's therapist. We treated him kindly, he was perfectly nice and we all learned a lot about Stockholm syndrome. Check out our original demands and goop's reply on our FB page. If you're too lazy to do all that clicking, I've got you covered with a photo recap:  That whole scheme was cooked up by contributing editor Hana Michels. When she's not staging kidnappings she's teaching you how to contour your cat's nipples, giving you lessons on polyamory and trying out this wild new thing called "the bus." You can read those stories and the rest of her work by clicking on these words.  Leave a comment on her articles to let her know you dropped in (just don't be weird about it). This month on the site we also covered a multitude of topics including How To Navigate Your First Date To the Bedroom By Bringing Up Your Dead Friend, How To Use Blackmail To Secure Your Toddler's Spot In A Prestigious Private Preschool, How To Feng Shui Your Panic Room and We Built An Infinity Gauntlet For Our Healing Crystals. Also, since it's almost the beginning of July you'll want to also check out the Color of the Month (this month it's: Me Badd) and your monthly horoscope. Another thing I want to remind you about is our Camp No Counselors contest! I'm going to an adult summer camp for the first time in my life and I want to bring you and a friend with me! Bunny Ears will fly you out and cover the cost of admission for you and a pal. All you have to do is come ready to party! For more details and information on how to enter please go to: https://bunnyears.com/CNC/ Old Matt Cohen and I are still doing our thing with the podcast. You guys still like that podcast, right? Regardless, we're still doing it and that's good because this is an untapped market. I'm so glad I got in on the ground floor of this new media venture. Our upcoming shows include guests like Dan Fogler (the guy from Harry Potter that isn't Harry Potter) Rob Kazinsky (the guy from the punching robots movie), and our own Editor-In-Chief Shawn DePasquale (who is not from any movies. Yet...). You can listen to all those suckers here: bunn.fun/pod We're also getting ready to retire all the T-Shirts that no one wants to purchase. Starting with these FONT SHIRTS that I designed. Apparently, when Elijah, our merch guy, says something isn't a good idea I should listen to him. Anyway, I love these shirts and we've got a warehouse full of them so we're discounting them for you newsletter readers to buy! This is a newsletter subscriber exclusive!! (AIRHORN SOUNDS) From now until the end of June you can use the following coupon code ShirtMan18 for Buy Two Get One Free! Get all three shirts for the price of two shirts! It's like we need to get rid of them or something! But seriously, you should buy them because they'rethe most hilarious shirts of all time and soon they'll be locked in the Disney Vault forever. And, yes, I have access to the Disney Vault. Anyone want to watch Song Of The South with me? And finally, we updated our Privacy Policy. You really should go read the entire thing. Be sure to check out The Flash Season 4 on DVD: https://www.cduniverse.com/sresult.asp?HT_Search=ALL&HT_Search_Info=Flash+season+4&style=all&frm=lk_KishoreMehta1 Your Pagemaster Forever, Mack TLDR: coupon code ShirtMan18 for Buy Two Get One Free on font shirts! Holy shit! I'm all over the internet now! FIND ME! Is it literally all @SaversHB stores that are a million degrees inside? How is it legal for the staff to work like that 😩 Is the lack of aircon a money saving thing bc I’d happily pay an extra 20p for shower gel and tampons for those poor fuckers not to work in the actual desert — Chloe Chapman (@chloesway) June 23, 2018 Copyright © 2018 Bunny Ears, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you opted in via our website. Our mailing address is: Bunny Ears PO Box 392 93 4th Avenue New York, NY 10003 Add us to your address book Want to change how you receive these emails? You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list.

Within Temptation - The Howling

If you think that Mexico is only sending drug dealers and rapists,

but also worry that Mexicans are going to take your job...

What the fuck do you do for a living?

— (((edelweisspirat)))🌊 #GeneralStrike (@crandallgold) June 25, 2018

 

In honor of gay pride month👌🏼 pic.twitter.com/2d5MBTbNtg

— Keaton Gary (@keatongary23) June 17, 2018

http://sexysaffron.com

Pitch Perfect 3

The Bella's have graduated from college. It is the third and final movie. Musical comedy cert 12. Universal Pictures 2017. Bonus features are included. Cast include Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Brittany Snow, Anna Camp, Hana Mae Lee, Alexis Knapp, John Michael Higgins and Elizabeth Banks. There is a competition for which the Bellas reunite for. As expected there will be interesting performances and songs you may want to buy. Some good dialogue. Strange characters. Great cast of actors. It was an explosive beginning. The girls have their own lives. Talented singers. Can be cheesy as with the scene at the army base. Some attractive ladies notably Emily, Stacey and Chloe. The two competition hosts from previous films are filming a documentary. You may have seen Grease, Glee, Sing, High School Musical. See Amazon and Cduniverse for deals. The actor playing Theo was in Hollyoaks. You have Lilly still whispering. John Lithgow with that Australian accent might be a talking point. Most of the songs that they cover I don't like. I don't get the hype about DJ Khalid. The actor playing Chicago is in the TV show Timeless. Fat Amy steals the show.

Jeremy - Pearl Jam

 The Titan The subtitles are automatically on. Cert 15. From the makers of Insidious and Sense8. Sam Worthington. The Earth is becoming inhabitable and Titan is the place where the humans are looking to colonise. You might like Interstellar, The Martian, Downsizing, Sunshine. Great special effects, acting and story. Nice soundtrack. Centuries into the future. SciFi drama. Many volunteers are going through a trial of experiments. Imagine with Captain America, Deadpool. The main protagonist is Rick. He has a wife and young son. Taylor Schilling, Agnes Dean, Nathalie Emmanuel, Tom Wilkinson. Extras; cast interviews.

Artist Title Song Soundtrack Label .

Molly's Game starring Jessica Chastain, Idris Elba, Kevin Costner, Michael Cera, Chris O'Dowd. Based on a true story. Nice theme music on the DVD menu. The scarf plug connection at the back pisses me off as it moves and the sound or picture goes. Interesting opening. Skiing at the Winter Olympics. Nice narration by Jessica. A sports career ending in injury. Molly Bloom started a high class poker game. Nice shots of Molly's cleavage. Elba plays her lawyer after she had been arrested by the FBI. Some flashbacks. Her boss Dean is an asshole. He has her do oddjobs. He has a weekly poker game. This is in Hollywood. Names have been changed but people will try and figure it out. Heidi Fleiss had a brothel with high profile clients. Chastain always looks hot. Talking from the next room as I am trying to watch the film. You may have seen The Wolf Of Wall Street, Rogue Trader, Dallas Buyer's Club, All The Money In The World, Suffragette, 12 Years A Slave. I am not into Poker or any gambling. Great cast. Worth looking at the back story. Bonus feature: Building An Empire. Use the Amazon and CD universe search widget to find the related items to this post. 

Mistabishi - Printer Jam

Nicola Bygrave, Dave Warren Carl Mucklow seem to be dipshit supporters of the hate preacher Tommy Robinson. Irrelevant people. People are so easily triggered by someone pointing out the facts than the far right troll spamming the comments section of the page regarding cruelty to animals. I did delete my comment but should have left it and not checked the notification. I stand by my opinions. I'm not losing sleep over this.
Hyper Music - Muse, 99 Problems-Jay-Z

"Secretly enjoys cock" There is a lot wrong with Stephen Lennon. Nice legs on your daughter.

Why free a criminal? He broke the law, cunt. Not a lot of people think like him. Just the idiots like you. #thot I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

At the Gay Pride cosplay section. Dave would fuck the dog as he dreams of doing to real ones. I don't support child grooming even if you do. I just don't agree with racism and islamophobia.

Another delusional tool

https://m.facebook.com/groups/119254178095513?view=permalink&id=1945090972178482

Don't #FreeTommy Fuck Stephen and his retarded followers. #gammon #hamshank


The people making excuses for the arsonist are right wing thugs
I had no idea who these morons were

Model Sophie Applegarth & a friend blacking up as Venus and Serena Williams.
Atletico Madrid & France star Antoine Griezmann blacking himself.
Both later apologised but initially Griezmann told everyone to calm down
"I'm a fan of the Harlem Globetrotters and this is a tribute." pic.twitter.com/K9aDw0Qd6k

— THE BEAT LDN 103.6FM (@TheBeat1036fm) February 4, 2018

I see these tweets from xenophobes moaning about immigrants and about them overhearing someone speaking in a foreign language. These idiots are being nosey. Remember that if you are living in America, UK or any other country. Feel free to speak in whatever language you want. Most people are bilingual. You're just having a private conversation. These fascist pricks don't get that. Free country after all. Ignore the #maga #mbga turds. They aren't relevant.

Racists get their knickers in a twist over the royal wedding.


A youtube video on Leicester and a Muppet leaves this comment: be frank

foreign city now...infested with third world immigrants...shocking....one to avoid

2 months ago•1

Andre LeRoi is a dipshit

Good! Black people don't need to be everywhere. There's not some rule or achievement gained by having blacks in your country. What are you signalling about? That you need to be diverse because you're told to by the media? If anything, look at London's 12% black population committing 67% of the knife crime. There's a big risk accepting blacks into your country. Ireland doesn't need diversity. "Diversity" is codeword for less white people.

2 months ago•7

Moron

Kelly Pocha, sit your ass down. Kevin wants to give Kelly Pocha the D.

So the racist Pro-Immigration lobby mob has won. Amber Rudd is gone. David Lammy, Diane Abbott, Chuka Umunna, Jeremy Corbyn and Owen Jones are popping the champagne corks as Britain is set to be swamped by even more legal, and illegal, mass immigration to break us all. Happy?

— The Core (@SocialM85897394) April 30, 2018

Drugs are bad m'kay?!

Just a shitty individual

It is if they acting like these #Twatwaffles in public. I don’t care what anybody does behind closed doors, but don’t be acting like this in front of young impressionable children. #LiberalIndoctrination #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder https://t.co/Ul6HG7BDYK

— Tepkunset 🌘 (@TepkunsetMoon) March 29, 2018

This moron makes an issue out of nothing.  A white mother called the cops on two native American boys for looking out of place. Danny Corbett is a cocksucker.

Polish people targeted

South Africa has sentenced a white woman to 3 years in prison for a racist rant she made to a black police officer. Vicki Momberg called black people “useless" and used apartheid-era slang.

This is the first time someone has been jailed for verbal racial abuse in the country. pic.twitter.com/SHHevbsg6M

— AJ+ (@ajplus) March 28, 2018 Vicky is a bellend. Tommy is using the victim card and his followers are snowflakes. Does he even have a job? Irrelevant that they are. They do not exist.

pic.twitter.com/ks3d0Pw6fR

— a~m (@arsaIanm) March 19, 2018 Alex Crawford is a dipshit.

Lots of idiots follow Tommy Robinson the hate preacher got banned from Twitter.

 See the morons on this timeline

Bigotry and beats don't mix

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View this email in your browser Love Music Hate Racism Newsletter - January 2018   Bigotry and beats don't mix Hospital Records has kicked drum 'n' bass producer Mistabishi, aka James Pullen, from its label after he made a stream of racist and xenophobic comments. Pulled for attacking London Mayor Sadiq Khan in disgusting terms, it transpires his tirade was just the latest in a long running set of racist online remarks. Well done MixMag too for highlighting the unbridled bigotry on Mistabishi's social media. Hospitality has pledged to donate income received from his releases to Love Music Hate Racism. We will put it to good use, building for United Nations Anti-Racism day on 17 March, and spreading our unity message in clubs, gigs and festivals across the UK this year. Kioko Gig The very first LMHR gig of 2018 sees Kioko headline Birmingham's The Crossing Digbeth, on 26 January. Fusing together reggae and pop, the seven-piece deliver a sound that is wholly unique and truly uplifting. Support comes from a selection of home-grown talent in the form of Naimwa Jazz, Vital, Kurly and Zara Sykes. Pre-sale tickets are already sold out, so ensure you get one before all they're all gone. Tickets: £8. Doors: 7pm.   Using LMHR in education The National Education Union is running a special graining course on using LMHR in education. Running from 2-4 February in Bristol. This course will looks at how to incorporate LMHR's unity message and our anti-racist activism into the school syllabus, as well as musical performance. Organised by LMHR supporter Ian Solomon Kawall, the programme is open to teachers. More details available here. March Against Racism – UN Anti-Racism Day Saturday 17 March 2018 Love Music Hate Racism is going to party on the United Nations Anti-Racism day march on 17 March and you are invited to join our block…. We'll be promoting our unity message in a world where the press and poltiicans continue to whip up anti-Muslim hysteria, where anti-Semitic attacks are more common and where institutional racism still takes its toll. And then there is Donald Trump… Get the date in your diary, join the Facebook event page and get more details here . There will be protests in London, Cardiff, Edinburgh and many European capital cities, and, hopefully outside Trump Towers in New York. Stand Up To Racism Trade Union Conference Trade unions have been great supporters of LMHR, sponsoring local events and some of our big, high profile activities. The RMT transport union generously donated to our float for the last Notting Hill Carnival, for example, and we will be at the Stand up to Racism Trade Union Conference because we believe the unions can be a stronghold in the battle against racism. We'll have a stall with all the latest merch you can desire. Maybe see you there?     Stormzy calls out The Daily Mail LMHR ambassador Stormzy never minces his words. Following The Daily Mail's discriminatory article and tweet that grime artist such as himself, Kano and Wiley are encouraging the use of skunk, he took to Twitter and firmly put the bigoted institution in their place. Martin Luther King Day Words of wisdom from the great civil rights leader. "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. Martin Luther King Jr  #IWouldChangeTheWorldBy giving the alt right/far right a terminal illness. They deserve nothing less. #sorrynotsorry Hyper Music - Muse #ff antifa    Copyright © 2018 Love Music Hate Racism, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you opted in at our website... Our mailing address is: Love Music Hate Racism Po Box 72710 London, UK SW19 9GX United King Fancentro directory

Got that right, if you can't read, write and speak English you don't deserve be in America.
All offical documents should ONLY BE IN ENGLISH.
If you come to the USA, you learn OUR language and ADAPT to OUR WAYS... We SHOULD NOT ADAPT TO YOURS!#AmericaFirst#MAGA pic.twitter.com/HtvKbcnaNf

— 👑💥 Hanna 💥👑 (@polishprincessh) March 23, 2018

Dipshit

Fck BBC. It is an insult to all other Asians. Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists. Chinese, Japs...

Don't include them all with these fkn rapist scmbags from P0rkist@n.

— Ashish #IamTommy (@Ak__Ashii) March 28, 2018

Ground Control to Uncle Tom. Possibly just a not using a fake Indian pic. Absolute idiots that follow him

This is Sabrina Corgatelli, a big game 'hunter', who said that giraffes are 'very dangerous' animals.....SO SHE KILLS THEM!!!

RT if you want a GLOBAL ban on #trophyhunting NOW!!!#BanTrophyHunting pic.twitter.com/R8S6H24ZJs

— PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE (@Protect_Wldlife) March 23, 2018

Don't want to be an American idiot...

His name is Brennan Walker. He was walking to school because he missed the bus. He asked for DIRECTIONS because he got turned around. A grown man fired a SHOT GUN at him and he only missed because the safety was off.
Stop saying racism doesn’t exist. Do better, America. https://t.co/V2eMQmnxcR

— Amanda Cross (@mandalyncross) April 13, 2018

What a bunch of arseholes those people must be.

Grade A Cunt will be burnt alive.

Meet Terrence Jeremy Skeen - the Kansas City firefighter who brutally attacked a Black family, called them racial slurs, spit on them, was arrested & charged, BUT KEPT HIS JOB. https://t.co/wNtso3O7a3 pic.twitter.com/Pbve3FrAz0

— Shaun King (@ShaunKing) April 19, 2018

 
TITLE: I forgive the morons yesterday in Greenclose Lane, Loughborough. Some demented brunette shouts out 'Afghani bastard' and some bloke on I was attempting to pass tells me she was talking to me and I ought to knock her out. STATUS: publish ALLOW COMMENTS: 1 ALLOW PINGS: 1 DATE: 6/9/2013 5:35:39 AM ----- BODY:@alittleracist @moronwatch @everydaysexism @homophobes LMHR UAF

I'm not sure what his mate had said. Then there were mentions of 'paedo' the girl might've been a sister of one of the guys. She was a short brunette. He was tanned. But I'm not bothered by them. I'll refuse to acknowledge their existence.

Put down the alcohol you penis.

If “Paki” is a racist term then so is:- Aussie, Scots and so on.

— Stephen wilson (@WilsonValet) May 14, 2018

Pictured: These are the Nottingham Trent students going to court for chanting ‘we hate the blacks’ in halls https://t.co/u3eNWotcMO pic.twitter.com/aV9jRmrznU

— The Tab (@TheTab) April 25, 2018

We are quick to condemn those who take a life but we must be quicker to commend those who save one. #hero #GagandeepSingh https://t.co/OzS2rgy45z

— Farhan Akhtar (@FarOutAkhtar) May 26, 2018

Time to put this racist old prick out to pasture... pic.twitter.com/uBPQxaKZki

— EL4C (@EL4JC) June 20, 2018

Lord Sugar, You're Fired.

If that's exclusively an ISIS salute, then what's Mark's other half signalling with her tattoo? pic.twitter.com/p3AHKfOoWp

— Spooky Head #PCPEU #MMT (@Spoonhead8) June 20, 2018

Mark and his ex girlfriend are dipshits.