Monday, 4 March 2019

Anji - Davy Graham


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Sting/The Police - Englishman In New York a An old woman came into the store looking for fuses for plugs. The man doing stocktake was asked first. She needed them for her plugin air freshener. I had a look around for where they should be. They weren't. The stock taker confuses things suggesting maybe it is the refills. The lady was mixing it up and thought that I was new and wasting her time. She went on to ask one of the girls. Which is bollocks. I suggested Wilkos which she thought was too far. She said that she had got them from here and they must be near the till area. I had to follow her around. Annoying. I got called into work as two people had called in sick. I was to go gym. Not too much happening. Apparently this ginger bearded fellow was shoplifting. The two customers that had seen him or knew he was one didn't tell me. I assumed something was up. They told the retail trainee. He did not look suspicious. When they point him out, he was leaving. So it was too late. "It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache, but it's made of all the things I have to take. Jesus it never ends" I did serve this pretty blonde in shorts yesterday. She may have come from the gym. Another nice blonde today in a suit. Her mum was a milf. A woman came into the store yelling "George!" her son had run off but wasn't indoors and someone showed her where he was. She yelled at him again. People in the store found it amusing. Not long ago these African female students were in the store. One left her basket sitting there in the way of other customers. "You're no good for me, I don't need nobody. Don't need no one that's no good for me" Can't believe that people are throwing a hissyfit over that Donald Trump 2005 video. "It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile, be yourself no matter what they say" People misusing the Tinder and Grinder apps. Resulting in deaths. Woman meets her date for the first time. At his apartment. Pleads to let her leave. She tried climbing down the balcony and fell to her death. The gay guys arranged to meet Paul the chef and were I assume going to have sex at some point. He spiked their drinks, raped and then murdered them. Dumped the bodies in a park with a suicide note. PIERCE THE VEIL - DON'T FEAR THE REAPER Humans series 2 comes to Ch4, Sunday 30th October. You folks in the States will catch it on AMC. DoctorWho characters are given a Mr Men style makeover. The books will be available in 2017. I watched some of the Morgana Robinson's The Agency again hoping it would be better but was still unfunny and boring. Go 8-Bit on Dave is more entertaining. "My plug in baby crucifies my enemies" "Crawling in my skin, these wounds will never heal" "I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be me. I don't wanna be me, anymore." Will Young leaving Strictly Come Dancing is news for some reason. #slownewsday "I think I better leave right now" Sidney Kilmartin from the USA send pills claiming to be cyanide to suicidal people. They were Epsom Salts. He was committing fraud and sent the real thing to a British man Andrew Denton. He wanted to prevent the crime being reported. What a sick individual. Kim Kardashian is suing Mediatakeout over fake robbery claims. Americans and their compensation claim culture. This again is news when it should be ignored like her. The founder of the site has a strange name. Jim Carrey getting sued by the mother of his ex girlfriend. Catherine Wright bought it on herself. I was going to go gym but not had enough sleep and had to work yesterday so it fucks up my plans. I am now overdrawn. Need more hours. Nob head stop repeating yourself. The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse are Donald Trump, Nigel Farage, Sir Philip Green and Jeremy Hunt. I am reading this humour genre book which is quite bizarre. I would have deleted it from my Kindle to be honest. The Slaughtered Virgin Of Zenopolis by David Blake. I wonder about the lead female character as she is somewhat annoying and stupid. Inspector Capstan is just frustrated with the type of people that he has to deal with. More ebooks to be found here.
 
 Vanquis Bank must stop sending me these spam mail. The homeless beggars were being a nuisance asking people for change. Near the cash machine at Sainsburys Loughborough. The security guard or police had moved them on. The number 101 would have to be called to lodge a complaint. There was word of a slim white man in Elesse clothing with a dodgy £20 note. I served some attractive blondes. There are people with headphones on or talking on the phone whilst being served. Just rude. I suggest that the sales assistant mime or stop what your doing until you have their attention. One student with headphones goes "what?" The new retail trainee is learning. Using the phrase 'love' 'duck' 'darling' aren't appropriate when addressing customers. Use Sir or Madam. Paige Doherty a 15 year old was murdered by a deli owner John Leatham. He claims that she would report him for sexual assault if he didn't give her a job. Gayle Newland had disguised herself as a boy to dupe a female friend into having sex with her. Her convictions have been quashed and she is released on bail. Bizarre. Even more fucked up is a teen girl with an obsession with serial killers stabbed her best friend. Was plotting to kill her mother and brother. Hope they disown her. To these news stories I add "If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one." Janet Jackson is expecting her first child. I remember meeting her at Stapleford Park during a shift in 2009. Ch5 Nailing The Fraudsters looking at identity theft. The journalist poses as a Romanian man and I am questioning his accent. Sure to have some comments on Twitter. The case of Jamie Rai and Jasbir Bains is shocking. I dreamt that I was playing a video game similar to a beat em up adventure. Graphics like GTA and Tekken. In the countryside. The characters were a team. In another scene I was a superhuman and could just about fly. Trying to find my home. At night too. I didn't bother with my phone but there was the big breasted blonde in grey and black, a young lady in light blue t-shirt and black shorts. Some mixed raced girl that looked good. She had a blonde friend. A tanned girl with a nice arse she was with her bearded boyfriend that wore an NYU Boxing top. Over by the tables was the blonde in black with nice cleavage. But what is the point? I'm not that guy. I just got called by the PPI Team Manchester ‭0161 905 0800‬. Just left me a silent voicemail. I'm in Tesco and just as I grabbed a basket. From the right of me comes the cheerie blonde with a stack of baskets on a wheelie almost takes me out. Fucksake.
icon https://mobile.twitter.com/jacomus69/status/784486006816931841/photo/1 I didn't take a pic of the hot blonde in orange top and black leggings. Which I had the opportunity to do so. A blonde in black is around here and looking good. Short brunette in black had gone. There is the blonde on the stepper. Black tee and black and white leggings. Nice ass. Even though I am not supposed to I can just go up close and take a pic. The blonde that came out of the changing room in white T-shirt looked hot. https://mobile.twitter.com/HuffPostUKPol/status/784675556449218560/photo/1
icon BBC The Apprentice three/four attractive women. Dark haired. One blonde has nice eyes. Not bothered about the show or the candidates. Jessica, Frances. There is the Asian guy with a monobrow. The Horror stories I have read don't make much sense near the end. Two grown men, elected MPs in a fist fight. No wonder they are part of Ukip. Cracking comments on Twitter as always. Kylie marriage delay, Kim Kardashian robbery. See this thread https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/kim-kardashian-robbery.259109/ Report on the US election and Trump supporters being intelligent as ever. "Obama's Sharia Law people" #sarcasm The Jeremy Kyle comedy show with people who talk shite. The programme needs to be axed. Ugly individuals inside and out, yesterday's episode had the daughter that lies and steals, her mother used to be a lesbian and has had a threesome something Jeremy knows nothing about. Going to see how much focus will be on Haiti compared to Florida. Some people had refused to evacuate and have paid the price. I have relatives living in Orlando. World's Weirdest Events with Chris Packham. Blue sea dragon, Brockham effect, Apes throwing rocks at a tree. A BBC show. Famous For Being Famous Lydia Bright is a guest on The Wright Stuff. Disappointing to have some reality TV star. See the Twitter comments. #wrightstuff @5wrightstuff Not sure what people see in this not at all interesting show. She and caller Al made a good point about viewers of child porn.

 

Follow Army Rumour Service with Tapatalk for Android FREE - on Google Play VIEW Log in or Sign up Forums > ... > The NAAFI Bar > Kim Kardashian robbery ? Made up or Real ? Poll closed Tuesday at 12:33 PM. Real .. 5 vote(s) 3.4% Real...has been tag teamed as well 6 vote(s) 4.0% Fake ...like her ass 40 vote(s) 26.8% they should have killed the entire family ... 98 vote(s) 65.8% Search this thread only 123456→14Next > » register to remove ad  » advertise here whatnow? Kim Kardashian tied up at gunpoint in Paris So the attention loving fat arsed porn star was robbed in Paris ... but unlike the UK she left Europe immediately Did this actually happen like its been reported or is it a made up like that swimmer bloke in Brazil , was it just robbery or was she tag teamed repeatedly for bonus points ? Monday at 12:33 PM Funny x 3 llech Think Jarrod may have a point on naming of Threads! Monday at 12:38 PM Like x 1 jarrod248 Gallery Guru ARRSE Camping and Caravanning Club ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes ARRSE Investment Club. Arrse on 2 Wheels llech said: ↑ Think Jarrod may have a point on naming of Threads! I don't really know who she is. True though about thread titles, pain in the arse when the title has no relation to content. Monday at 12:44 PM Like x 3 Schaden Book Reviewer mmm...I'm thinking shenanigans...oh noes!!! While I was staying alone without any security two men burst into my luxury apartment, dressed as police and stole $10 million in jewels!!! There were no witnesses either!!! Ready cash from the insurance payout you say - well that's very handy indeed. Thanks so much. Monday at 12:46 PM Like x 10 supermatelot ARRSE Investment Club. The Royal Navy A Kardashian thread?? Yep... We've finally morphed into m*msnet. Monday at 12:47 PM Funny x 22 Like x 5 padme fake insurance claim.....i won't even wear my weddingring when i stay in a hotel alone..... Monday at 12:49 PM Funny x 13 Like x 1 Disagree x 1 BarcelonaAnalPark Kleptomaniac Kops Klutch Kim Kardashian's Knick Knacks. Monday at 12:52 PM Funny x 28 Like x 4 AsterixTG Insurance job with the added benefit of staying in the headlines. West admitted to being close to bankruptcy recently. Monday at 12:52 PM Informative x 3 Like x 1 Pebbles015 padme said: ↑ fake insurance claim.....i won't even wear my weddingring when i stay in a hotel alone..... It'd make sense. They are desperately short of cash. Monday at 12:52 PM padme He is, doubt she is ...... Monday at 12:53 PM Schaden Book Reviewer It would be funny if it was true - I think the repercussions would be a tad serious. Monday at 12:56 PM DITA I couldnt give a flying. I mean who even is she? Monday at 12:59 PM Like x 3 Schaden Book Reviewer DITA said: ↑ I couldnt give a flying. I mean who even is she? Claiming to know nothing of the modern world or social media doesn't make you look clever - it makes you look foolish. Monday at 1:01 PM Like x 4 Dislike x 3 Disagree x 1 Show again braincell x 1 DITA Schaden said: ↑ Claiming to know nothing of the modern world or social media doesn't make you look clever - it makes you look foolish. Whoosh. Monday at 1:04 PM Like x 1 Stan_Da_Bout What a fucking shame! I'm sure someone cares ... Mind you, anything that annoys/winds up/pisses off Kanye West has got to be worth a laugh, the cunt. Monday at 1:05 PM Like x 15 Funny x 1 (You must log in or sign up to reply here.) 123456→14Next > Top Topics of the Week (safe) Go on then, how many reckon you... Major Fuckwit posted, Likes: 10 Black Africans and Cold Weather... HopefulMong posted, Likes: 6 Happy 74th Birthday to our Corps! mechanicalhorsetrough posted, Likes: 4 The 'Old Grey Lady.' Resasi posted, Likes: 3 BBC4 Tonight @ 2350 Barnaby posted, Likes: 3 Irritating B&Q advert on front page Rodney2q posted, Likes: 2 TV :03 Oct 16- BBC4 Timeshift -... Goatman posted, Likes: 2 Help ARRSE Like the site? Want to help this fine institution along? Donate and get one of these (>£1, >£20, >£100 total): Donate Or you could go Ad-free for £1.80 per month Go Ad-Free New Reviews The Tunnels: The Untold Story of the... old_fat_and_hairy, Yesterday at 7:01 PM, Book Reviews ‘Mobility Conquers – the Story of 61... Subsunk, Monday at 9:47 AM, Book Reviews British Warship Recognition Vol.II seaweed, Friday at 3:28 PM, Book Reviews British Warship Recognition Vol.I seaweed, Sep 29, 2016, Book Reviews No Easy Day - killing Osama Goatman, Sep 22, 2016, Book Reviews Invasion 1982 Auld-Yin, Sep 20, 2016 Old posts and other items are merged. Can be a mess. I will have changed my attitude. Take these posts with a pinch of salt. I do write some bukwass. I tried to do the guttering. The ladder is awkward. I need a professional.

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Misery Business - Paramore Room101 I agree with Steve Jones on enforced presents buying. There are a few of us that don't buy gifts. Ambulance on Bbc1 about the emergency service could have put a few of the callers out of their misery. James Corden is not a comedian. He was being a fanny about people making jokes about the mediawhore Kim Kardashian. Sue Perkins is not a comedian. That Bruno Tonioli or whatever is some annoying nob from Strictly. I was barely dressed and washing my hands downstairs as my brother was using the bathroom. Someone is at the door. I said "just a minute" he says from upstairs"get the door" what the fuck do you think I was doing Captain Obvious. Other day he is emptying the bin and saying "I should be resting, not doing this" well no one asked him to do it. Postcode Lottery rang twice. If I have won some money then fine otherwise fuck off. Morgana Robinson The Agency was quite shit. I fell asleep. As Mathew Payne said to me "reign it in". The blonde girl that served me in Lloyds Bank Loughborough was pretty. She had nice eyes. I would not have needed to go in today if I had time yesterday day before work. I offered a Loreal set to a lady and she spoke of it not having a price. There is one on the waterfall plus I actually mentioned the price, dickhead. Barclay Life Skills is a good idea. I may create a personal Facebook page or group. A homeless man or professional beggar lying outside a shop. He has a plaster cast on his leg. A crutch next to him. Three other guys sat by a wall around the town centre. People were just ignoring them. As they are invisible. Some interesting topics and views made on The Wright Stuff. 5/10/16 I would be going to the gym but watched TV and then porn instead. I could still go. I would step outside to buy some stuff. Poppers can weaken you. I should have gone anyway. Having annoying family members around will drive me spare. There I was thinking about the blonde with the big tits on her back thrusting her hips up and wanting to take a photo of her. Conservative Party Conference on BBC. The front row seat there is a blonde with a piercing. Black top and white skirt sat next to a shaved headed young bloke. A riveting speech by Prime minister May. Andrew Neil harping on with the same questions. The Edge with the shit the host Mark Benton has to say "let's roll" "take the the lanes" "the best brains get the best lanes" asking about tactics. Light show and clapping. Devised by Jamie Ingley. Ridiculous like Show Me The Money and Tipping Point. Jenni is quite pretty. Wes looks like Aled Jones. See the comments about Pressure Pad. I doubt they will see a second series. I saw something called Street Auction that was strange. A Darwin Award nominee was this lady cycling without a helmet and taking a Selfie. "That was a disaster darling". A 12 year old boy died from electrocution as he had been on railway tracks. Some people will be upset by Amber Rudd and Joanna Lumley. People having become sensitive flowers that are offended by everything. That is correct. How are the migrants still travelling illegally? Many are dying and wind up needing to be rescued. Are they that stupid? Why does anyone bother helping them? Now why would you need to take some toilet rolls from this house? Buy some. It is meant to last a while here. I have this swelling or abscess on the side of my face.   "HG does what it promises" I hate the new Vodafone ads especially that 60s rock song 'I feel free'. Escape To The Country (away from the ethnic groups) Body Fixers had a gay guy named Barry or Hannah. Effeminate and wanted rainbow coloured hair and eyebrows. I had a few dreams to tell you about. One I was at a festival and I had misplaced my phone. I was on the slope of a hill. Quite steep. I dropped to the level pavement below. My deceased father was back and knocked on the door. He had a slip of paper labelling winnings of a competition. He walked off and I waited for him to return and I asked him questions. He spoke about faking his death. He mentioned that I should do as he tells me. I just dreamt whilst the tv was on. It was within a large theatre and a couple were to have a home built in the roof area. Something of a dome was mentioned. A property show that was on the tv influenced my dream. Quite a bit of work was to be done. A door had to be added. I had this dream where I was playing around with this vibrator on this girl's pussy. She had four smaller ones. Two ladies were sat on the side not paying attention. I was told she was single but later her boyfriend turns up. I mum is repeating 'jewra' 'attaben na jewra' I can hear her from downstairs. I wonder what the problem point is and why I am not violent. Sally Phillips had a documentary on Down Syndrome on BBC2. It was interesting and informative. She did well. She tried to stay impartial but disagreed on some opinions. I look forward to seeing what Twitter says. Other disabilities are probably screened and pregnancies terminated. Nailing The Fraudsters ch5 some real dodgy types from benefit claimants to a claims management company. Don't blur the faces. Scrote should become disabled as karma. Mr Laycock seems tired, out of breath. Not getting too much out of him. The anti fracking campaigner gave his points but the protesters are just being daft. BBC Breakfast 6/10/16. Camilla Bloom is an attractive blonde being interviewed in Middlesborough. There is a milf in striped dress in the front row in the audience. Red hair, nice cleavage. The Wright Stuff. Citizen Smith @citizensmith79 What use is a fake Nigerian death certificate to an Irishman,I'm sure insurance company would never suspect a thing 😒 #nailingthefraudsters My Sd Card is full.
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London Calling - The Clash ‭020 7113 0010‬ London rang whilst I was listening to music. I rang back and it is no longer in use. Apparently Domestic And General. Bbc Subtitles 'dreadful wicketkeeper' in relation to the sex assault in Oxford. #Go8Bit Russell Howard and Rachel Riley. 'When Ryu hits people what does he say?' Ellie Gibson replies 'Hadouken'. Survey Says X. It is Sho-ryu-ken. Ryu is pronounced reeeyou. Naga Munchetty looks even better with the curly long hair on Strictly. It is taken seriously but still a crap show. Laura the Irish tv presenter is hot. There were three cute tall guys in the store. One black and two white. Possibly South African. Robert Tebbs had been into the store. Only saw him leaving. Hadn't seen him at first as I was facing up the shelves. I have seen teaser trailers for Humans series 2. The first one is being repeated on Ch4. I got called into work early as someone called in sick. But someone else was in to cover. I stayed all day and didn't have a break as it would leave us vulnerable to shoplifters and we were short staffed as we were. I did see this blonde in a strapped black top at Puregym Loughborough. Nowt of interest. Fucking SoundCloud app and WiFi connection to the site is shit. Cuts off half way through. A slim brunette in purple t-shirt has a nice body and saw this blonde in white just now. One in black doing squats with cowbells. The slim brunette that had only joined last week I believe is stunning, in orange and black. A few more students around. Well that was a delusional tweet about Ghandi if I ever saw one. @shepardsounds @POTUS Gandhi was also super racist and a shitty human 11:58 AM - 2 Oct 2016 17 RETWEETS 75 LIKES He does go on a bitchfit https://mobile.twitter.com/shepardsounds Slow news day. Kim Kardashian robbed. She has been doing that to the public with her merchandise. A bukkake party that went wrong? #kimkardashian The Hoosiers-Cops And Robbers

Kim Kardashian was reportedly held at gunpoint tonight in her Paris hotel. She is said to be "badly shaken but physically unharmed."



Kim Kardashian robbed at gunpoint in Paris | DNA testing underway of cum left on her face and tits

I'm surprised didn't take a naked selfie when it happened
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