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Showing posts with label Masturbators. Show all posts

Tuesday, 18 October 2022

Reasons To Be Cheerful Part 3 - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

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Saturday, 12 February 2022

Black Summer - Red Hot Chili Peppers

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-Max 2 User



 I have watched Archive. A scifi drama. I believe that I may have seen it before. Written and directed by Gavin Rothery. Impressive special effects and acting. A scientist and inventor named George is living at a laboratory in Japan. An attractive cast too. His wife had passed away some time ago. Her consciousness is stored in this giant computer. He had been building robots as to try and bring her back to life. An impressive soundtrack. There is his boss that is keeping him in check. You have J1 that has a mind of a child. J2 that is like a teenager and J3 that is the adult version. The actress plays Jules and various versions of her. You do feel for the characters. Good robotics and puppeteering. J3 is made humanoid however I prefer her in a robotic look. There are outsiders that may try to get to the secrets. In the bar scene. The Assessor has his cigar in his mouth. He goes to hand George a photo. Cut to a wide shot the cigar is in his hand. Back to close up and the cigar is in his mouth. I remember Theo in the Divergent series and Rhona cosplayed Lara Croft. You might also like Robocop, Terminator,  Chappie, Short Circuit, Transcendence, The Machine, I Am Mother, Blade Runner, Humans, Ex Machina, The Matrix. Theo James, Stacy Martin, Toby Jones, Lia Williams, Karen Gagnon, Richard Glover.







I had this strange dream. I was at a large house. Variety of people were there. Moments earlier I spoke about a giant wooden ship on my road. Three stalls at the top of it. People worked on it. I was able to fly as did some others. Went Shang-Chi. At the mansion. I was lying down on the floor drowsy not trying to speak as I may reveal too much. Some woman had trouble with a soup cauldron and I set to the side. A man took two soups. I went to the back and glass was broken. The window perhaps. Men were working there. From a chimney a samurai sword was found. Some man that it belonged too was still around so I went looking for him. An intruder. I saw a clip of a Batman film. Clooney's Batman grabbed hold of this woman who was the enemy. He flew to the wall and impaled her on an attachment.


I had some strange dreams. One where it takes place on a train. People would die. But before that takes place it is at a hospital and I am attracted to doctors. Vivid dreams but lacking in detail when I write them down. I am imagining that a policewoman is after me and I would return the hanfcuffs in exchange for dinner. On the train it's like Escape Room. Some scene at a farm. Conversation between old men and a few young people. A black guy that is a cross between Lil Bow Wow and Kevin Hart talking about confidence and performs a song. Take That members are there. Back on the train and it is at the beginning. All too familiar. Now a sequel. The route is different. The group will face some Scottish American men. One has usa designed clothing. One of the young girls was tied up above and eventually released. The leader asks me who she is supposed to be and I say Sakura. But anyway that is all. I hope you have a happy new year. 

I had this dream where three people entered my home. A mix raced woman with curly hair. An Asian man and a white male with ginger hair and beard. The Asian man was in charge. A loan shark, gangster. Threatening my brother's life as he owed 40k. After one person left I find this was a prank performance by theatre actors. Previously I was in the town centre and here were boxes filled with items belonging to an Ellie Kemper. Now Ellie was in an institution as she had problems. One box had scripts or a review for a show. I was going to take them. I soon had help to put them in storage for when Ellie comes back. I was carrying weapons with a blonde actor, similar to Cate Blanchet or Charlize Theron. They were weapons and I was scratched by one. A scene of a Puerto Rican family being interviewed on TV. The son and one daughter were attractive as I commented. Before that we had more staff join our company. Many had bikes and others drove cars. Something Fast Snd Furious. Whether they were left or rightwingers I am not sure.

I have had a few dreams. One set in Redditch. I needed to get to centre. Maybe to the train station to leave for Loughborough. My old college friend Andre was there. He was going to go on a night out. I missed a bus as I stopped to Talk to him.


I went to a large building. A hotel or staffing agency. There were individuals that recognised me. They were sat on a coach. My old job was ending and I was coming back to the agency. I mentioned that I needed retraining.


I am asleep and feel some ghostly presence. Not much else to add. I seem to forget other aspects of the dreams.

I have watched Chronical 2067. I have a feeling that I had seen it before. But it could be the first time. An Australian film. Written and directed by Seth Larney. Good special effects. Great cast of actors especially Kodi. I had seen Deborah in a film years back. Impressive soundtrack. Far into the future in a post apocalyptic world. Resources are scarce. Oxygen is a currency. It is running out. You have Ethan, a young man working in the mines. His friend Jude is there too. The head of an organisation has enlisted him for a mission. One that could help the human race survive. A message from the future was sent to the lab. Ethan is sent there to find a cure. I was figuring a few things out. Some things you will question. Scifi drama. Kodi Smit-McPhee; Ryan Kwanten; Leeanna Walsman; Aaron Glenane; Deborah Mailman. You might also like The Tomorrow War, Prospect, The Time Machine.


I ought to have got a sample clearance. Mind you I could have avoided using Katherine Priddy in the title. It was going to happen eventually. So the songs were removed. Removed any mention of the original. Deleted a video. Changing the title. Hugo is the claimant. I didn't see his profile. He is a business lawyer. Well fuck Hugo.


Then my Leftfield track will be removed. Something wonky according to Distrokid. I had to remove the ones that sampled tracks. Even though I was pleased with the song. The licence that I have is useless. 


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A white supremacist Karen is tonedeaf.

Also anti Feminist. She is a psychologist apparently and subscribed to rightwingers. She herself being one. Not worth my time.

This dude simping for White supremacists and slanders Blm.


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She does slow and sensual. Wondered if she was high at one point.



A transperson with dwarfism. Something for everyone. 



Not sure if she a profile previously. Anyway the tits are an attraction.




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Go to the comments section and see that David is a racist.




Neo nazi, 4chan, Nft bros are degenerates 


Why is this bigot allowed to be around kids? They let this rightwinger talk to a group of kids about politics. The same type of people that were against teaching kids about lgbt issues and critical race theory. 









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I dreamt that was needed at work. I was going to download this remix of Evanescence Bring me to life which I made. I try doing something online. An Indian guy calls me and talks about his house being purple. He wanted me to enter these details in a box on the site. It was a scam. I find that I am running late. There are plenty of people about. Some policemen on motorbikes. A woman on the bridge threatened to jump. I see further on is a festival. Halloween or Christmas as people are dressed up. I leap over something thinking that I am a vampire, rather pleased with myself. There is a cinema. 


This just gets ridiculous as you will see. 





So she should have got vaccinated. Now she is dead. 



This woman should stop having anal. She probably wants attention. Krystal Tini is a bellend. The irony of these #alllivesmatter people is that they are Antivaxxers and putting others at risk. 

It had been raining and snowing. The guttering not done just fucks things up. 


As it has been said before this Nerdrotic prick has a deep hatred for poc. 


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It looked like he had this one entertaining Omegle video but then I take a look at his other content and he seems to have a problem with Feminism, being woke or trans folk. He and his audience are fragile.


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This streamer on Twitch did take song requests. However one song that I selected the volume was low. It was up as the next song played. Was it the video? Or did the streamer not like it?



Same done to Lauren Smith Fields. Also people dredging up old tweets after a person died are dreadful. As are the ones lacking in comparison. Someone brought up this antiblack misandrist. The same people get labelled pick mes or throw around the bed wrench phrase for divestors. Misogynoir is often talked about.




Nymn now takes song requests on his Twitch channel however some requests never went through. Supposedly added to a pending queue.
Marjorie wanted to speak to Kimmel's manager. 




Ben Shapiro was against this bill, being the white supremacist that he is. The people against this bill are also against crt. 









Collin being tonedeaf and racist. 



Professor Karen the white supremacist. The students should not show her any respect. Amy Wax is a bellend. She needs a good slap. The white supremacists in this thread are clueless. No one is proving her point. They are calling out the racism. These people are part of the problem. Bunch Bunch of cunts. 




People bring up Biden as if he has anything to do with it. The idiots don't see that gun control is needed. Shooter is a Republican white supremacist terrorist. That was my thought. However they have named a black man. Could be false. The rightwingers will make it about race. No one knows his motivation. The racist comments will be made. They will only want gun control if a black man is using it.    
Being woke is being pro black. Fighting for equality. I believe that there is a white supremacist hiding behind that account. 
Hollingsworth is a coon. Rightwingers are dumb. Look at the comments section.


John and Nina seem to be rightwingers. Judging by their content. 


Is Karen a divestor? Antiblack? She posted it last year. 

She is a professional yet posted some bullshit. However she does talk about Black issues on her channel is also indigenous. Misguided tweet which has probably been deleted. There is nothing wrong with the gentleman being a father and having a photo with his daughter. He does seem to be Fba so he is xenophobic. Jesse and his followers are racist.  The idiocy and caucasity of the white anime fan. The neighbours have someone round fitting something. So there are loud drilling noises. I fall asleep for an hour and it continues. What woke me up. I had received my package from Bondara. The Royal Mail postman had put it in the shed which has all this crap. I never asked for it to be put in the back garden. I only found out after looking at my emails. 


Antiblackness, body shaming and other nonsense.

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I watched Red Dwarf: The Promised Land. A two part special on Uktv. I looked up reactions on YouTube and saw a video from MechaKaren labelling it as woke. Has an issue with diversity. As white supremacists do. Well she is a dumbass and has clearly never seen the show. You can tell who is rightwing. Don't need those videos recommended. But anyway don't let that spoil it for you. I did think that they would have left it as it was with the last series. As now the cast are much older. You have young cast members that might not have been born during the original run. Packed full of gags. Good special effects. This show never took itself seriously. A cult scifi programme. Very British. Good having a live studio audience. Some interesting dialogue. There are ad breaks which I didn't like. As it happens there is a ship of the Cat people. All the little things that cats do gets referenced here. Rodon is the leader and main villain. He wants to be worshipped. There is a stone of Anubis that he wants. He orders these clerics to be executed. They escape and hope to run into their God. Meanwhile on board Red Dwarf things go as they always do. There is worry over how Lister has been behaving. Mention of him being the last human. There is the Ouroboros episode that I thought of. As a back up disc of the A.I. Holly was found, they booted him up. It leads to complications. The crew are on board Starbug drifting further into space. Calamity ensues. The chanting was cringe worthy. The opening credits shows various scenes could be spoilers. You will recognise some actors. I don't know if there will be anything after this. Good soundtrack. Chris Barry, Craig Charles, Danny John Jules, Robert Lewellyn, Norman Lovett. An action adventure that I recommend. 
A horrible experience in Tanzania. A rather suspect response from the hotel. People either victim blame or take the piss. Also some antiblackness. There is #notallmen and Racism towards Indians too. See the thread....





This clown. Both men were soldiers in previous wars but they should not have been there in the Ukraine. One has lived there. Read the full story. Another thread.... Some people understand where he is coming from. Others point out the white privilege. Worth seeing the quotes and replies. He might have a point. If you look at his other tweets. But still tonedeaf.  















Christian showing his white fragility. Read the other replies. Clown. Speaking of another moron is.... White Fragility from Ink Of Freedom. Irony of him calling a black woman racist. Elizabeth is an ally.




 No more tweets. Go to Twitter if you want to see something.
The man giving the seminar is Afghan American, a rightwinger and clearly antiblack. Is making excuses now.














I was looking at Facebook Messenger. Some of the nonsense that I have posted is cringe worthy. I see old conversations. Things people have said to me. I get messages from people on my public pages but can't see them. I don't really want to know. No wonder my friends and others no longer talk to me or block me. It is the type of toxic behaviour that men are known for. I am not the same person. Though I might blog I will stop. I deleted the app. 
There was a gathering at my cousin's house but I was told quite late and I had been working very early in the morning. I find that one of cousins had got married during the pandemic. A small wedding in America. Not sure how other relatives feel about that. I was going to ask. My nephew was married in a small venue. No invite from either. The Covid rules restricted things. I hear that some had a falling out. I get this call from 02083966262 offering online courses.




The Infowars imbecile Alex Jones has been sued. Filed for bankruptcy to avoid paying the victims. He constantly spreaded misinformation.

Some triggered people in the comments. It is as if they have an entitlement to women's bodies.



Send the video to the Divestor community. 












I tried to do the guttering. I had the key from the neighbour yesterday. I did have to go to B&q. I asked the Scottish guy for help but he simply ignored me or didn't hear me. The Gorilla Tape that I had got isn't very useful on concrete. There still is quite a bit of mess. This debris that I wanted to clear. Try using filler and sealant and the angle is awkward as well as the brush picks up dirt. Though it was sunny it started to get windy. I am not fearful of heights. But felt it as the strong winds would blow. Odd items flung to the floor. Take it as a sign. I got a few items and placed them inside. I had decided to call it quits. The ladder was secured but the wind blew it over. I would have been fucked. I will have to continue at another date. My brother did warn me about having another person there to secure it. 





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No more Tiktok, Twitter, YouTube or Twitch. Beyond boring. Affiliate marketing is a joke. This post is at an end.