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Criminal starring Kevin Costner as a prisoner named Jericho. He is on top form. A great cast. Plenty of violence. Interesting concept. Ryan Reynolds is a CIA agent killed in action and his memories are transplanted into the brain of Jericho. The Dutchman is a computer hacker that has access to nuclear codes. There is a group of Russians after the flash drive. Mostly set in London. Nice soundtrack. Especially the end credits song. Written by Douglas Cook who it is dedicated to. I like how Jericho doesn't give a shit. Half the cast have been in comic book movies. Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Oldman, Gal Gadot. You might like Self/Less, Johnny Pneumonic, Total Recall.This dvd which I rented from the library was skipping.



Looks like I might not get to do the M&S job through Blue Arrow as the rota has to be set. It was awkward trying to get a Dimblebee shift.
Silly woman comparing Loughborough to Melton Mowbray. We are not them. Not selling enough Sas means we are not doing something right. That is bollocks to put it mildly. I sold more items and how is that for "stepping it up"?
Some woman had left her card in New Look and it took ages for her friends/sisters to get back to her. A gentleman who used a card for contactless payment may have been using someone else's card. According to the manager. What if it was the same card? The Chinese lady wanted serving but wasn't in the queue and so others were served before her. Two members of staff called in sick and so I had to go in earlier.
Thorn Baker Recruitment are seeking Order Pickers and Packers for warehouses in Kirby Muxloe and Loughborough. Various shifts available. Until Christmas. Send your CV to leicester@thornbaker.co.uk
Bbc Fake Britain and Twitter is usually unkind about the victims. I have found out who or what Clarice Cliff was.
My brother with his "duboo fill kur" fill the bowl. Repeating it to my mum and it was during twilight hours. Annoying and woke me up.
Fucking shoplifter in again. Two ladies. They will be stopped. They have the cheek to steal and the police haven't done owt. It was my day off. I was set for gym. If I was on the shop floor maybe it would make a difference. But they are at fault. We are short staffed on the days the 'ladies' pay a visit. I was thinking of distributing the screen shot of the suspects. But is this a stupid idea? I hope someone chokes the life out of those two. Karma Police - Radiohead
A deaf woman wasn't fully aware and had jumped the queue.
Carrie Underwood looking hot on The Ellen Show. I'm not aware of her music.
I'm sure that I just saw Brian Connelly in an episode of Stargate SG1. I had a dream and in one scene John Carter finally returned to Mars but looking older and disheveled.
JayZ v Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Problems
Ch5 On Benefits Cash Strapped Couples is a little more understanding. Not so much negatively online. Some were made redundant, others suffer from illnesses. There is a least two wanting to find work. First aired 22/9/16 8pm.
The new series of Red Dwarf is upon us. Originally televised on Bbc2. Now on Dave. It was a hit in the USA as well as the UK. Kryten is bulkier. Clever episode. The lady in the science club had great dialogue. Reddwarfondave.co.uk
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The Tube Going Underground a worker that was unhappy about the closing of the ticket office which were replaced by the machines.
I can't quite get to sleep. Contemplated going to the gym. My mum is saying yeah and other things repeatedly.
It is 1:08 and the woman is still talking. Subtitles don't work on half the freeview channels.
This blonde that I saw at the gym had nice tits. I ought to have taken a picture. A pink top. She has just left. 10:23am. There was this tanned brunette with a nice body. Blue grey tee and black leggings. A tall brunette on the bike with nice long legs.
I was at work on a ladder and the curvy black girl with large breasts came by. I got a good view of her cleavage. The short brunette in white T-shirt and black shorts was pretty. I have just found the guy that used to bully/harrass me in school. Still a knob I see.Someguy with learning difficulties saying 'way/wayne' repeatedly.




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Articles in today's @MetroUKNews are killing it! Great read! @HannahCateM @CityLifeLpool @2020Exposure @pearsoncasting #bakeoff #eggheads
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I must be imagining things ... CJ ARRESTED FOR MURDER?! #eggheads #wtf Former Eggheads star CJ de Mooi arrested dailym.ai/2d6nhQD
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Beth, love. We don't need your bloody life story before you answer. So irritating!! Sorry but I hope you don't become one of the #eggheads
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Q: when writing your TV #eggheads memoires, which of the following would your lawyer advise you leave out?
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V unexpected news: One of the #Eggheads has been arrested on suspicion of MURDER wtf pic.twitter.com/4LR3mTNyut
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How can CJ de Mooi confess to possible #murder in his autobiography & think it wouldn't lead anywhere!? #eggheads bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-…
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"And so we move into the sudden death round" #eggheads
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CJ #eggheads has always had the look of a man who dresses up as Mother in his spare time.....
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Police- "CJ what were you doing 20 years ago in the Netherlands?" CJ - "Can I choose a different category please?" #eggheads
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No! Now Daphne Fowler has been arrested for genocide and crimes against humanity during during the Siege Of Stalingrad. #Eggheads pic.twitter.com/YAuPtKAvRM
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Scariest police ID parade ever, it's like something out of @theusualsuspects lol!!! #CJdeMooi #eggheads #itwasntmegov pic.twitter.com/6MxSqVTG3x
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Makes a living out of belittling people's intelligence. Confesses to a murder, he has concealed for years, in a book. #cj #eggheads pic.twitter.com/wyoh5Dn8bq
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So this might explain the CJ de Mooi arrest: theguardian.com/world/shortcut… #Eggheads
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 Individual named Robert Tebbs. Will go to the alcohol section and pick up a bottle and head to another area of the shop to slip into his jacket/trousers. Three bell as soon as you see him. His girlfriend was in last time I believe. Do not throw away.
Also there are screenshots of the two ‘ladies’ that come into the store. 5’7/8’’ white, slim, brunettes. One wears this large black hat.  and the other wears glasses and has red/brown hair.  She may have been at the till on Thurs being served by Soph. Usually in early afternoon.
They always go up Household aisle, first to air fresheners and then to laundry tabs. Hide around the bleaches section to place items in bag. #thievingscrotes
A chap with an inside out hi-vis jacket over blue addidas top, short hair, scruffy. Goes for the Gaviscon. Will attempt to use a blocked card. Hasn’t been in a while.
There was a young, slim Asian gentleman with stubble and he has a tall, eastern European girlfriend with scars on her face. Someone that Chey/Solange suggests we look out for. Last in store Weds 21 Sept 2016.
Don’t be afraid to use the radio. Hopefully the police are informed.

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Carfinance247 sent 65,000 spam texts. They claimed it was some other company responsible. They have been fined £30,000 and rightfully so. I saw Dating In The Dark. The girls looked alright apart from the big one. One lad was attractive. Great speech by Alex Brooker on The Last Leg about an Italian athlete. Ok Magazine were being tools by publishing a private photo of Prince George. Twatty racists kicked off the plane in Manchester. They were going to go to Ibiza. Typical British tourists. Far right nobs in Germany attacking asylum seekers.
My brother asked to borrow money but I won't lend it to him anyway. I don't get to use money that I earned for myself. Wage slips at work hadn't arrived. I am wasting my time working for these companies throughout my life. The RNIB Lottery ad was bad.
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Vanquis Bank were told to remove my details from their database. I think that they kept it on for auditing reasons. I get sent another pre-approved form.
That 08081450411 number was genuine. A customer support team for Lloyds Bank.
Another Clearscore.com ad with that woman who can't act.
Carolina Reaper video. Two hot girls in bikini tops eating chillies.
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Dr Farrah Sheik on BBC Breakfast is nice. There was a lady suffering from MS that has been using cannabis. I imagine some tweets won't be so kind regarding her appearance and usage.

I dreamt that I was in Russia. There were Neo-Nazis beating the crap out of people. One Indian guy was working with them. He was the lead in a band. The female nazi did warn me that he would not be safe here. I convinced the fella to join us. We soon were leaving and one thug was getting rowdy and I went to stop him.

That cunt Bob Tebbs was in store again. Took alcohol and his missus was there too. A guy in a cap, possibly a beggar came in and took something. I could punch someone. There was this woman that when she went through the barrier she set the alarm off, denied taking anything. Was to have her bag searched. She told my manager to fuck off and walked away. Bellend if you have nothing to hide then you won't mind having your bag searched. Slipknot-Duality
There was this blonde teen with nice legs looking at the sun lotions. There was the Polish blonde with nice cleavage that I served.
Animals Unleashed E4 and it has some twatty narrator. My mother is talking to herself.

During Parliamentary questions there was MP Rayner with her cleavage as she leant on the podium.

My former colleague Jonathan Broome Edwards has won a silver medal for the high jump at the Paralympics. He appeared on The Last Leg. They changed the Twitter handle to The Fast Clegg and I wonder who will try to get the old name.

I have seen a ridiculous ad for Stage School.

08081450661 claimed to be on behalf of Lloyds Bank but looking online it is a scam.

‭0800 088 2582‬ this no has been calling but is blocked.

It was pointless getting the Vodafone IOU. I knew Savers had called and again another short notice. Then there was the spam call. I saw some pretty women that came to the store. A European blonde in a pink dress. An attractive blonde couple with their cute daughter. A brunette with her baby in the pram.

A lady bought two Stacey Solomon Smile EDP. But bought them back for an exchange as it smelled manly. Her sister had ripped the box open and thrown it away but that one could not be exchanged without the packaging.



Constant text from Lloyds too. Same one.

Death By Selfie on 5Star now. Some lad Danny addicted to selfies. Became suicidal. Bizarre and extreme. Perhaps a mental health issue. Vanity. Read The Picture Of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. I was expecting some Darwin Award nominees.

A Question Of Sport BBC and Maddie Hinch, Laura Trott and Sam Quek look good. Maddie is the best looking and possibly only attractive one in the Team GB hockey squad. Laura isn't sitting straight, facing to the side.

My brother talks about his class that he went to which I find irrelevant at 22:31 and later comes into my room at 23:17 to talk more.

I do hate that Celebrity Bear Grylls show coming to Ch4. Don't need to see Dom Joly's arse and why can't they trow that Towie bird off the cliff?

Butthurt Russians hacked the WADA database. Pathetic.

BBC Steph interviews two women in Central London. The Scottish blonde was hot. They were talking about fashion I think, but that wasn't interesting.

I did just spot a brunette in black kit and an attractive blonde in orange. A short European tanned girl in blue shorts and black top. Lovely body. Plenty more came to the classes and I saw some cleavage. Whilst in Superdrug I saw this tanned tall brunette in a black dress with nice legs and her blonde friend was pretty. Nice big eyes and tall too. She wore a black and white striped dress.








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That Sophie Morgan ain't bad looking. Ch4 Paralympic presenter.
I am watching Driving Miss Daisy cert U 1989 Twentieth Century Fox. Starring Morgan Freeman, Jessica Tandy, Dan Akroyd. 5060002835890 Special features included are the original film, commentary, from stage to screen and Jessica Tandy bio. Starting off in 1935, leaps to 1966 and possibly later. An African American man is hired to be a chauffeur for this rich and stubborn Jewish woman. They form a friendship. I did not originally see this movie and only have watched it for the first time in 2016. You might like The Help, The Butler.
At the shop on Meadow Lane, Eastern European lady with brown hair and eyes. BBC News watch viewers showing their ignorance. The writing on the News app was clearly not Arabic. One man wondering what the Black Lives Matter protest was about and it was wrong to air their views. Another white male asking why the Chicago shootings was breaking news. I think that the BBC Newswatch team were trolling those viewers.
The floor had been mopped and is still wet. I asked family to avoid but no one listens.
Meat Loaf has had a stroke I believe. Not as he once was.
‭01758 443597‬ Pwllheli called. I watched the Fighting Temptations and forgot about the soundtrack. Good Jeremy Corbyn joke on The Jonathan Ross Show. Patrick Dempsey clip from 1984 was something. Laura Trott and Hannah Mikey looking good. Humbling story from Hannah Cockcroft and RJ Mitte.
I just passed Jude the Pt just making conversation asked about his surname origin he thought I was being nosey. He did ask me questions. He could have been joking or just being rude. I should not bother. There you go.
There were two shoplifters dressed nicely. Wearing clothing that could have been from a fancy store or boutique. One wore a hat. Both in black, glasses on one. Brunette and tanned. They took three packs of washing tablets. Slipped them into a Sainsburys bag at the back of the store. They could have afforded it. A customer saw them doing it and told the staff. It happened at 12:30 11/9/16
Next was a lady that tried to steal alcohol but smashed it on the floor. The supervisor went outside and had a go at her. Called her a fucking tramp. Happened today too. The general manager needs to change the rota for Sundays. I rang the bell once as there was a queue and obviously needed someone to jump on. Needed a staff member to help the Chinese guy but I had to get the queue down. Fucking hell.
Radiohead-Karma Police Frozen-Let It Go Jay-Z- Dirt Off Your Shoulder Bad Mood-The Vaccines
First Day At Big School ch5 the young blonde teacher in the dinner hall telling off the boy was hot. Miss Marshall I think her name is.
Oscar, Layla and Beth need discipline. One is overactive, another stroppy and the last is quiet. I am so glad that I don't have children. Emily is a good kid. Beth's mum is attractive.
The bin was emptied but a new bag wasn't left.
Horizon laughter special presented by Jimmy Carr. Prof Dunbar does an experiment and I noticed that the brunette in red with a clipboard, her nipples were poking out. Interesting things being said.
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