DJ Luck & Mc Neat - Master Blaster

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Big Boi - All night

The song featured in the Apple ad.
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I post something about a person on a show and this keyboard warrior tweets me. Got your wires crossed bellend.

Lusifa

@lusifa73

10m

Replying to @SolitaryMInBlk

Jo already has a stalker #therobotwillseeyounow

So the preexisting problem isn't covered by Corgi Home care Plan. Because there was a fault with the boiler and taps I decided to join up with them. Waste of time and money.

I dreamt that I was a superhero. At one point I had been on the toilet. People passing by. A blonde woman was a teacher/step mother type. Got evil. I did argue with her. In a spectacular scene. We are in free fall. She keeps changing to Donald Trump. I aim to crash her into the ground. Some other dream that followed I was looking at these parked cars. I ran for one and jumped in. I was to use it as a weapon. It all turns into GTA. I am floating over the skies getting fired at and I retaliate by firing back. Briefly avoiding fireballs which bounce across the screen like Space Invaders. Sigrid-Everybody Knows is playing. I am quite drowsy as I was working from 4am till about 12 yesterday. Woke up at 2:30am for that shift. And so it is Sunday. Would do to gym to do upper body work. For the delivery truck found it hard to manoeuvre as the Christmas market was set up. A van driver wanted to get through and argued with the delivery men. Loughborough. Outside Savers. Nice blonde in the grey gym kit. Perfect opportunity to take a pic. Bending over. Lovely ass. A blonde with glasses in a white vest, black leggings. Nice bodies. The gorgeous tanned blonde is here as usual. Black kit. Purple sports bra. Nice tits from the view that I got. That's odd that people are complaining that £12 million is not enough for Manchester. I think it is. Irony of an Irish immigrant lesbian forming a right wing party taking shots at another minority. Assalam alaikum to the Trump supporters and I dedicate this song to you. Katie Hopkins has no talent.

So there is a royal wedding next year. Anyhow checkout the Meghan Markle merchandise. Prince Harry

At the shop I was shown Cctv footage. It had the two Big Issue sellers. One came to the till and paid for an item. According to a customer one of them had been putting items in her bag. Though the manager couldn't prove it. There were visable items in the bag. She also used the ecg to scan the stock quantity. A little girl named Miracle was being disobedient. Lying on the floor. Screaming "let me out" when she was in her pram. She chipped a small scented candle by bashing two together. FML. Why does a silly little child have to imitate what I had said to her mother at the till but with an accent. Casual racism? Ffs. Annoying anyhow. A guy in a hoodie lingering about smelt of weed. Supervisor tells me to keep an eye on him. She didn't ring three bells as he didn't take anything. You ring three bells anyway. 

I dreamt that I had been stuck in a room with a bunch of semi famous people. Some I went to school with. At one point I am in a bar. Pouring a drink that I hadn't made before. The customer guiding me and he was behind the bar. 

This snowflake doesn't get satire.

Thomas R. H.

@RaffaRH

Replying to @wildeyeq, @kateejamieson, and @JOE_co_uk

No mention of Prince Harry's lifelong diplomatic career. A career he didn't ask for and can't leave but has excelled in, both abroad and at home. Unemployed he is not. If you think so, you should check out his schedule of diplomatic and campaigning engagements.

Nara missed the point.

Nara Hodge

@Nara_Hodge

What on earth do future mother-in-law’s colour and hair style have to do with two young people falling in love with each other? How is this significant? Why does it matter? We are in the 21st century.

S.

@Samara_Linton

Prince Harry's future mother-in-law is a black woman with dreadlocks. There are no words for this kind of joy.

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Don't kill my vibe - Sigrid

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James Blunt - Three Wise Men

http://joancollinsarchive.blogspot.co.uk/2011/07/event-update-prince-azim-of-brunai.html?m=1 I did see this petite blonde. All in black. Leggings and sports bra. Pretty. 0248961231 called and asked for my youngest brother. See what others are saying. 02048095878 rang. Again it's scammers. Comical comments on Ruben De Maid's video. Why the fuck are these nobs watching it anyway if they don't agree with boys with makeup and homosexuals. Erol Demirkoparan wtf kind parents! that's parents not deserve this children! Governments must do job! 1 week ago•3 Ayano Chan Erol Demirkoparan just by applying makeup applying makeup is not illegal 1 week ago•1 Michelle Stella Erol Demirkoparan we don't need people like you! 6 days ago•1 Tyboy right Erol Demirkoparan that is so right what you are saying 4 days ago•1 Erol Demirkoparan do you think everything is normal in this photo? if you think it is normal you are not normal! FCk! What is happening to the world! 4 days ago•1 Minte Nightcore first of all, learn some English. second of all, applying make up isn't exactly illegal. 4 days ago•1 Kiwiz CC Boys shouldn’t were make up when this kid decided to start wearing make up they should’ve said no and his life could’ve been normal still but no his parents let him go out in public with make up on I 100% agree with Erik Demirkkoparan Gay was barely a thing until about 2000 what is wrong with our world that we live in. God made us and didn’t want this to happen. Sorry to say but this kid is going to hell :( 3 days ago• (I need to interject, the twat was born yesterday). Minte Nightcore Kiwiz CC dude, it's the twenty first century, stop being so narrow minded. his sexuality is completely up to him, as is whether or not he wears makeup. It has literally nothing to do with you.

This bellend tweets this:

Graham Lear

@graham100200

Oh dear looks like a member of the audience on question time has died and they have had to cut short the program. Shame it was not Diane we could have had a By Election. And best of all it would not have been a human being who died

11:29 pm · 23 Nov 2017

My mother was talking to herself earlier and now doing it again. Get to sleep ffs. I was woken by my brother raising his voice and now whilst I am trying to concentrate. My mum repeatedly says jewra. I am going to have to throw them both over the balcony.

Karma Police - Radiohead Shoplifter got her comeuppance.

BBC Breakfast Helen Undy is an attractive redhead interviewed at the Amazon warehouse. There is this hot blonde Holly Bosiger, crew member from Blue Planet 2.
There were technical difficulties as the screen goes blank, shows an ad then a frozen weather report. Back to an ad and showing the next show. The interview hadn't finished.

Everybody Knows - Sigrid

David Cassidy

I just had to pay £56. Sophie and Jessica were on reception. Clearly the toothbrushing isn't being done properly. 

A pensioner thought the 6pack Imperial Leather soaps were £1. I asked if she wanted me to check it out. It scanned at £1.69. I explained that it would be a different item that is a pound. She didn't want to bother. She is disabled and didn't want to stand around all day. She paid and took her time putting the items in her bag. Asked me to serve the next person. As I was doing so and I offered SAS which are add on sales which I am supposed to do. She goes how she is sick of every time she goes to the till. The staff are trying to flog her something. If they wanted it they would have bought it already. I seem to be getting all the twats this week. Some still using the old pound coins.

Hyper Music/99 Problems/One Step Closer.

DYLAN CRESSWELL

@dylancresswell1

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57m

'I have seen the stop funding hate hashtag trending not sure what its about but end all Foreign aid to Islamic countries #StopFundingHate'

OK then Dylan. Not sure what he has been smoking. The irony of his tweet.

I got here at the practice early as things seem to take their time. My brother seems to have a problem with the dentist. Thinks they don't know what they're doing. I got called back to the shop after I had nipped in to sign the purchase log. Fuck sake. Twice the can opener that I got has gone. Wtf. Now he is annoying me. Simple fucking questions. Lecturing me. Like I don't do anything. Full of shit. Just hangs around. Apparently his opinion is everyone has given up on themselves. Not true. Blames the dentist's behaviour on some knob from work. I should leave this house.  Better off without these cunts. Paranoid - Black Sabbath. One Step Closer/99 Problems. 

Just seen Rueben De Made. Will he be gay? Trans? I can imagine the reactions. On The Ellen Show. 12 year old boy that sings and does make up. Androgynous. A paedophiles wet dream. 

Paul Hollywood will be squirting some cream onto Candice Brown's baps and buns. Give her a creampie. 

This tweet among many is spam. https://mobile.twitter.com/c0WXPLrVvtpuslI

This little traveller kid was asking for an item. I asked him for ID. He wasn't old enough but was apparently testing me. My brother was still harping on about the dentist and my mum. Fuck off now. More messing up the plan. Nonsense. I don't have time for this. You deal with it. 

 This pensioner customer was behind a Asian gentleman. He went in front and my manager did say to him that the chap was first. The guy that I knew was going to behave like a dick says "well he should have moved faster then" he was using the silent treatment. He was asked if he wanted a bag. He holds his up. After the transaction was complete he walks off without saying bye or thanks. She says bye etc. Labelled him rude. Cunt. Duality - Slipknot