Verne Troyer was great in the Austin Powers films. He sadly passed away aged 49.
This lady comes to my shop. Milf. Cameron Sheedy is a model and professional trainer. Attractive too.
Gaby Pearce is our youngest female runner this year...it's her 18th Birthday today! She is hot. Follow her. Happy Birthday & best of luck! 🎉🎁#LondonMarathon pic.twitter.com/USJkePk6A0— London Marathon (@LondonMarathon) April 22, 2018
Nice seeing the tanned blonde's cleavage and her brunette tanned friend is always nice. Two nice blondes that were near me doing bench press. Black and white leggings on one. Nice are on the blonde with cropped hair. There us a teen blonde in black shorts. Passed a nice girl in pink that smiled as I was doing lunges so I made room for her. A dark haired girl with nice eyes, purple leggings. Of course there is Ryan's blonde girlfriend in the red leggings and white vest.
I have mentioned these people before. So I laid out the isometric ladders and would do press ups across it. One end to the other. Two Indian guys are stood at the other end meaning I can't go all the way across. There is enough shit left on the floors as it is. Duality-Slipknot
I did have a dream that old colleagues had come back to the company. Some other shit went on. Had one last night where I was dating a redhead. She rated me a 6. I was at a party and I could have slept with this other redhead. But I didn't.
I would get this letter written by a fascist because of comments I had made online. I was sent some toiletries too.
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I had a few dreams in one night. I was what I thought in Bedfordshire but in reality I know it is Plumstead, London. In the old flat that my relatives owned and they had the newsagents underneath. It was pretty empty. I pointed the direction of the library to the left of the high street. I was with two colleagues and there were these bikes with alcohol in the sacks. A suspicious looking woman that was under the influence took a bottle and I mentioned that she should pay for it but she says no. I took the bike as did my colleagues. She goes to knock on a stranger's door. She leaves eventually. The police weren't called. I am at the shop and facing up. Putting out new lines of products. Shaving foam. I am serving customers. I seem to be in a panic. Management is there.
It is market day. I hope that the change order is sorted early. Can't be fucking around with staff shortages. 15 people are employed at this store. It was quieter than last week. The regional and area managers had been in on Wednesday and they were pleased. A pensioner man was in the queue behind this lady and she was putting her money and items away. He pretends to elbow her as she moves. He found it amusing. It wasn't. Some other pensioner was talking about she had lots of bags or about putting her shopping away and didn't care what people thought. Doesn't make sense. A guy almost crashed into the loud Italian lady. An item needed handing back to rescan. A colleague does talk about a customer but other ones are in earshot. I put it online.
I see a variety of things on This Morning Itv1. The man who can't orgasm. A mother that doesn't call her daughter beautiful, wedding speeches, royal baby news again. #Thismorning
BUNNY WITTA BOOTY @dimmity_ pic.twitter.com/iHiHC99SQy— DEALEUR 2 BOUL (@steveboooty) April 24, 2018
When the local Tories copy and paste the local Labour tweet... but don't edit properly 🤦🏽♀️— Seema Chandwani ™ (@SeemaChandwani) April 25, 2018
Plonkers! 🙄 pic.twitter.com/SiLVIEl3vB
Avengers Infinity War I had this dream where I spent time amongst the deceased. Some blonde lady I was with. She was watching the scenes unfold. She saw herself as a girl witness a death. It was like going into the Further. Spotted my uncle. I did have to find a bed to sleep in. So young men were in a room. Something homoerotic about it. Samantha Chaplin is hot.There is something hysterical in this photo. Don’t say anything, but once you see it you can’t unsee it pic.twitter.com/iUVOUMsZ4I— Stone Cold (@stonecold2050) April 24, 2018
Woman assaulted at The Kelso club.
I did served this pretty tanned blonde. Midriff was showing. She may have had collagen in her lips which was off putting. A former colleague came to see the manager. I wonder if she's going to ask for her job back. I dropped the plate. Well it slid off the sink and smashed. Just watched Tenable and the contestants had to name 10 US states which where in alphabetical order. Georgia was the 10th and the pretty blonde Laura/Siobhan I think, named Kansas. The team captain said Dallas. See twitter for the comments from viewers.
lesbians literally don't exist#LesbianVisibilityDay— hubris (@Fit_And_Hubris) April 26, 2018
I bought this Elderflower water bottle but the lid doesn't come off. I am owed a lot more money which I still haven't been paid back for. I have just been asked if I'm alright at 2am. Why make all the noise. I was watching a dvd. My brother wanted to use the iron so the film is put on hold. He asks me to view these amateur filmmakers trailers. Then wants me to see something on Facebook. I am not interested. Why waste my time with this stocky build Spiderman? Just pissing me off now. You don't have to tell me everything. I want to get back to watching the film. Watching it from the start. Left the plug out of the socket. Go write the email in your own time. The delivery has been cancelled for tomorrow and I have been asked to work Tuesday where it will turn up instead. Why the fuck for? My brother does the email and then is in two minds about sending it. Why waste 10 mins or more of my time? Then wants me to check the sent and inbox folders. Talks a lot too, ask stupid questions. Pisses me off. One Step Closer- Linkin Park
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Michelle Wolf did remind me of Sigourney Weaver and Janice from Friends. I thought the previous speakers were great. Hasan Minhaj, Cecily Strong, Craig Ferguson. I agree with some of the comments posted previously. The right do moan about political correctness, freedom of speech but then are unable to take a joke. Always playing the victim.