Friday, 16 September 2016

Bebe Black - Deathwish

Carfinance247 sent 65,000 spam texts. They claimed it was some other company responsible. They have been fined £30,000 and rightfully so. I saw Dating In The Dark. The girls looked alright apart from the big one. One lad was attractive. Great speech by Alex Brooker on The Last Leg about an Italian athlete. Ok Magazine were being tools by publishing a private photo of Prince George. Twatty racists kicked off the plane in Manchester. They were going to go to Ibiza. Typical British tourists. Far right nobs in Germany attacking asylum seekers.
My brother asked to borrow money but I won't lend it to him anyway. I don't get to use money that I earned for myself. Wage slips at work hadn't arrived. I am wasting my time working for these companies throughout my life. The RNIB Lottery ad was bad.
‭0800 088 2582‬ tried calling again.
Vanquis Bank were told to remove my details from their database. I think that they kept it on for auditing reasons. I get sent another pre-approved form.
That 08081450411 number was genuine. A customer support team for Lloyds Bank.
Another Clearscore.com ad with that woman who can't act.
Carolina Reaper video. Two hot girls in bikini tops eating chillies.
‭0800 444231 Domestic & General called. I bought this powerful virility tablet for £10.
Looking at these job ads and some are asking for alot. Just thinking of how I am able to get additional work after what happened with Berry. ‬



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Thursday, 15 September 2016

Soldier's Poem - Muse

Dr Farrah Sheik on BBC Breakfast is nice. There was a lady suffering from MS that has been using cannabis. I imagine some tweets won't be so kind regarding her appearance and usage.

I dreamt that I was in Russia. There were Neo-Nazis beating the crap out of people. One Indian guy was working with them. He was the lead in a band. The female nazi did warn me that he would not be safe here. I convinced the fella to join us. We soon were leaving and one thug was getting rowdy and I went to stop him.

That cunt Bob Tebbs was in store again. Took alcohol and his missus was there too. A guy in a cap, possibly a beggar came in and took something. I could punch someone. There was this woman that when she went through the barrier she set the alarm off, denied taking anything. Was to have her bag searched. She told my manager to fuck off and walked away. Bellend if you have nothing to hide then you won't mind having your bag searched. Slipknot-Duality
There was this blonde teen with nice legs looking at the sun lotions. There was the Polish blonde with nice cleavage that I served.
Animals Unleashed E4 and it has some twatty narrator. My mother is talking to herself.

During Parliamentary questions there was MP Rayner with her cleavage as she leant on the podium.

My former colleague Jonathan Broome Edwards has won a silver medal for the high jump at the Paralympics. He appeared on The Last Leg. They changed the Twitter handle to The Fast Clegg and I wonder who will try to get the old name.

I have seen a ridiculous ad for Stage School.

08081450661 claimed to be on behalf of Lloyds Bank but looking online it is a scam.

‭0800 088 2582‬ this no has been calling but is blocked.

It was pointless getting the Vodafone IOU. I knew Savers had called and again another short notice. Then there was the spam call. I saw some pretty women that came to the store. A European blonde in a pink dress. An attractive blonde couple with their cute daughter. A brunette with her baby in the pram.

A lady bought two Stacey Solomon Smile EDP. But bought them back for an exchange as it smelled manly. Her sister had ripped the box open and thrown it away but that one could not be exchanged without the packaging.



Constant text from Lloyds too. Same one.

Death By Selfie on 5Star now. Some lad Danny addicted to selfies. Became suicidal. Bizarre and extreme. Perhaps a mental health issue. Vanity. Read The Picture Of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. I was expecting some Darwin Award nominees.

A Question Of Sport BBC and Maddie Hinch, Laura Trott and Sam Quek look good. Maddie is the best looking and possibly only attractive one in the Team GB hockey squad. Laura isn't sitting straight, facing to the side.

My brother talks about his class that he went to which I find irrelevant at 22:31 and later comes into my room at 23:17 to talk more.

I do hate that Celebrity Bear Grylls show coming to Ch4. Don't need to see Dom Joly's arse and why can't they trow that Towie bird off the cliff?

Butthurt Russians hacked the WADA database. Pathetic.

BBC Steph interviews two women in Central London. The Scottish blonde was hot. They were talking about fashion I think, but that wasn't interesting.

I did just spot a brunette in black kit and an attractive blonde in orange. A short European tanned girl in blue shorts and black top. Lovely body. Plenty more came to the classes and I saw some cleavage. Whilst in Superdrug I saw this tanned tall brunette in a black dress with nice legs and her blonde friend was pretty. Nice big eyes and tall too. She wore a black and white striped dress.








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Monday, 12 September 2016

Korn ft Skrillex - Get Up

I had a call from ‭01789 553000‬. I decided not to answer it.
That Sophie Morgan ain't bad looking. Ch4 Paralympic presenter.
I am watching Driving Miss Daisy cert U 1989 Twentieth Century Fox. Starring Morgan Freeman, Jessica Tandy, Dan Akroyd. 5060002835890 Special features included are the original film, commentary, from stage to screen and Jessica Tandy bio. Starting off in 1935, leaps to 1966 and possibly later. An African American man is hired to be a chauffeur for this rich and stubborn Jewish woman. They form a friendship. I did not originally see this movie and only have watched it for the first time in 2016. You might like The Help, The Butler.
At the shop on Meadow Lane, Eastern European lady with brown hair and eyes. BBC News watch viewers showing their ignorance. The writing on the News app was clearly not Arabic. One man wondering what the Black Lives Matter protest was about and it was wrong to air their views. Another white male asking why the Chicago shootings was breaking news. I think that the BBC Newswatch team were trolling those viewers.
The floor had been mopped and is still wet. I asked family to avoid but no one listens.
Meat Loaf has had a stroke I believe. Not as he once was.
‭01758 443597‬ Pwllheli called. I watched the Fighting Temptations and forgot about the soundtrack. Good Jeremy Corbyn joke on The Jonathan Ross Show. Patrick Dempsey clip from 1984 was something. Laura Trott and Hannah Mikey looking good. Humbling story from Hannah Cockcroft and RJ Mitte.
I just passed Jude the Pt just making conversation asked about his surname origin he thought I was being nosey. He did ask me questions. He could have been joking or just being rude. I should not bother. There you go.
There were two shoplifters dressed nicely. Wearing clothing that could have been from a fancy store or boutique. One wore a hat. Both in black, glasses on one. Brunette and tanned. They took three packs of washing tablets. Slipped them into a Sainsburys bag at the back of the store. They could have afforded it. A customer saw them doing it and told the staff. It happened at 12:30 11/9/16
Next was a lady that tried to steal alcohol but smashed it on the floor. The supervisor went outside and had a go at her. Called her a fucking tramp. Happened today too. The general manager needs to change the rota for Sundays. I rang the bell once as there was a queue and obviously needed someone to jump on. Needed a staff member to help the Chinese guy but I had to get the queue down. Fucking hell.
Radiohead-Karma Police Frozen-Let It Go Jay-Z- Dirt Off Your Shoulder Bad Mood-The Vaccines
First Day At Big School ch5 the young blonde teacher in the dinner hall telling off the boy was hot. Miss Marshall I think her name is.
Oscar, Layla and Beth need discipline. One is overactive, another stroppy and the last is quiet. I am so glad that I don't have children. Emily is a good kid. Beth's mum is attractive.
The bin was emptied but a new bag wasn't left.
Horizon laughter special presented by Jimmy Carr. Prof Dunbar does an experiment and I noticed that the brunette in red with a clipboard, her nipples were poking out. Interesting things being said.
A text from Myoffers:
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Lost my glasses and now asked to come in to work. Found them now.
A few more nice bottoms at the gym. I even spoke to an old work colleague of mine.
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Friday, 9 September 2016

Public Enemy - Harder Than You Think

Public Enemy - Harder Than You Think

Marlou Van Rhijn is attractive. She is a Paralympic sprinter. See her on The Last Leg Thurs ch4 episode.
Is Adam Hills an Sjw, very PC or just a gentleman.
The amount of times people were telling me "I haven't got a dishwasher" when I offered the Fairy tablet pack.
Some pretty girls in McDonalds. Two stunning blondes in black. Then there was this other one doing squats with her boyfriend. Nice arses on them all. Just now two blondes came in. One wore tight white trousers and I admired that ass.
I seem to be where I started. It is pissing me off that I need to buy some food and can't.
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Thursday, 8 September 2016

SOS-Abba Royal Philharmonic Orchestra

I served this lady a brunette, had a rose tattoo on her upper left arm. 7/9/16 16:39. In Savers, Loughborough. I told her that the Sarah Jessica Parker EDP and 10th Anniversary Edition were the same. She replied with "Why is is because you're a man?" It was a bizarre joke. #nob Imagine if I said something to a lady. They would be crying to Laura Bates of #everydaysexism She could have been asking if it was for a man. Either way #epicfail I served some pretty, tall brunette in t-shirt and shorts. There was a stunning blonde with her boyfriend who had an accent. There were these girls in their late teens in gym kit walking up town. Delilah-Breathe Emelkay Remix

‭01638 316102‬ Media Match, Newmarket. ‭0161 974 7500‬ Manchester. Unnecessary calls.

The Last Leg Welcome To Rio on ch4 is entertaining. Follow the tweets #isitok The end video is cringeworthy. Nice nod to #Lochtegate Interesting Maltesers ad.

EE advertising just getting worse. The Lexi voice audition just wasn't funny. How much did it cost to feature those celebrities?

Sex,Lies&Trolls on 5Star is where the social media and internet policy comes into play.

Nailing The Fraudsters ch5. Crash For Cash criminals are pathetic. Illegal immigrants that should be deported. Romy and Lucky are not disguised. They came from India. I wonder what their parents would think. Hopefully the police are given the footage.

I have been calling in early to work as someone called in sick. Pretty much the manager on her own for a while. I skipped breakfast.