5 Minutes - Tinie Tempah

Captain's Log: Saturday 11th June 2016, 11:30am. Well it was eventful in town as a man/woman with mental health, learning disabilities was make noise. Bothered the Leave EU campaigners and other folk. I could hear this person swearing as could the customers in Savers. I ended up staying longer than I should have. Went gym but was tired. A few pretty girls that I served. Interesting story about Autistic sex offender Charles Person in local newspaper. He got his PCs back with hard drives removed. Got a non custodial sentence. The local Londis store has been broken into twice. Hopefully the criminals will be given a hard sentence. Finding out that my brother had got a viral infection called Bell's Palsy meant that I looked it up and hope it clears up soon. p (@phoebedunbar_) tweeted at 11:15 AM - 11 Jun 2016 : imagine being stuck in Loughborough for the rest of your life looooool (http://twitter.com/phoebedunbar_/status/741634988077113348?s=17) I guess that she isn't from Loughborough herself and just a student. Some might agree with her. I would have liked to have left. Others have been here a long time. Mr Butterworth and head office can stick the active selling at tills up their Sas. http://gu.com/p/4k5e6/sbl Jack Jones may be noshing on a cock right now in celebration of his latest prank video.

Chris Brown - Fine by me

‭0114 440 2221‬ Sheffield. ‭01366 652447‬ Downham Market. ‭01926 912872‬ Warwick. All are from TheClaimTeam.com fucking wankers. Vanquis(h) send me another application form after I had asked them to remove my details from their database many months ago.
Had a long chat with a lady from Npower. Again lost in translation when I handed it to my mother.
Just received this text: Are you a gaming fanatic? Do you enjoy playing PS4 & Xbox? If you would like to work in this industry call 01509 213000. Start ASAP emma.robinson
A girl doesn't get ID'd in Tesco but she did in Savers. Don't be offended. The blonde lady found something amusing, I was trying to see if we had David Beckham Eternity. However we did not.
Euro 2016 opening ceremony they had David Guetta, he used to make good music. He played Titanium, one line of the song got me thinking of the Paris attacks.

That's Entertainment - The Jam

7th June 2016, Loughborough: For some reason I thought someone had said "cheeky shit" it may have been the teenage lad walking in front of his family on Biggin St, Loughborough. I moved to the side to let him pass by. Anyway it is just weird. I could not care less what people think of me. Nothing of interest happened. More crap considering Savers Active Selling has been unleashed. The doctor that worked for Chelsea FC, Eva Carneiro is hot. Sports Direct in the news. I went for an interview with them last year. ITV EU Debate will be discussed on social media. I saw some lady jogging over the Meadow Lane bridge and boobs were bouncing. At the library a man wanted to borrow something and the librarian said that they weren't allowed to give the item. He said "a health hazard" she explained further and he mentioned health and safety bullshit. Moody cunt isn't he? The blonde on the cycling machine looked good good. The couple that were training nearby. She was blonde and wore grey gym kit. Lovely boobs. An Asian girl in a weird type top looked nice. More assholes enter the Big Brother house. Letitia and Lauren have amazing tits. Good to spunk over. Impressive dancing on Bit On The Side. Dana International has made an appearance. Why is reality TV all about fake tan and big tits?

There was the tanned short girl in orange top. Her mum had bought men's edt for herself. She was abit rude. We did not have any black Superdry fragrance as i had told her. No price label to scan. She insisted that I ask another staff member to check if we had any in the back. #knob One woman said "I don't buy cheap perfume" which is just weird.
A few more hot girls entered the shop. I have been advised not to work the Sat everything shift because of the train times. Some of the time there wasn't a member of staff to assist me on the till. It was hot even when I wore a different t-shirt. No air conditioning as head office think we don't make enough money. People just don't want to buy the SAS items. No fault of mine. Special mention goes to the pretty European brunette in a green dress.

Rescue Dog To Super Dog on ch4 now. Interesting story about former nurse Emily. Suffering from Narcolepsy and another condition. Her life was so different before. You see the couple going to the dogs home. There is a lady that comes out. Wondering what the fuck to do. Just before the 1st ad break. #superdog is the trend to follow on Twitter. You might like #theoneshow They had the guest from Modern Family do some voiceover for three dogs a which the presenters had to guess the identity. More EU debates.

24 Hours In Custody. Ch4. I will look at the tweets. The interview is going to be hilarious to some. Quote some of the lines. Adrian perhaps speak English. Nope, he just had a translator. There may be comments about immigration. Nothing is kept secret on this show. #policecustody Brings back memories. I wonder what people say about the detectives.

I dreamt that I had gone to California. My former landlady was there. She was friendly. I did not mention her daughter. In a more recent dream I was spending time with a curly haired tall blonde lady.

On Belton Rd by the off licence. Cars were coming up the road. For some reason one car pulls onto the parking area behind me where I am stood waiting to cross. The cars in front had passed and it then left the area onto the Meadow Lane bridge. It was pointless. Quite a few pretty girls in the gym and town. I don't seem to have been paid much. Having to bring my mother out of the overdraft. My brother still borrows money. Takes the piss.

Breaking Benjamin - I will not bow

The lady that complained about the bleach was back in store buying an item. She previously sent an email about the incident to Head Office. Hoping to be reimbursed for the top. Apparently it is AllSaints merchandise and cost £80. She had made a complaint on two previous occasions. So could she be making it up? Or there is a genuine issue. The bleach bottle was sealed. No other item had leaked. The bottle was in a bag. She had been looking at the bottle, turning it upside down. Dried bleach would not leave a stain. We do not accept responsibility. She did say something nice about me. There was this attractive blonde with glasses that I served. My brother may have been ignoring the fact that I cannot lend him any money. Some arse from Kidderminster rang me and so I answered. Couldn't make out much so I hung up. ‭01562 281661‬. People don't seem to observe the time when the shop is close to closing. That miserable black woman with the unruly kids doesn't seem to answer fast enough and apparently Garnier cream is for White skin. The Sun spouting more bullshit saying that the BBC is anti-white. Sepp Blatter and two associates gave themselves £55 million over 5 years. The administration company could have accepted bids from various clients but they were being choosy and BHS are going into liquidation. Both the fit Michaels daughters on Gogglebox. Just saw the changes in previous Bgt winners. The One Show had the man behind The Eden Project. "Sh1t" he says. At the gym there some stunning brunette in a white coat and another lady with nice boobs wore pink headphones. The PT George's friend was a blonde girl in green top and grey leggings, she had a fantastic arse. I went to the warm up room to see a nice arse of a lady doing stretches.
Muhammad Ali has died. I was surprised that he was still alive. There will be the usual outpouring of grief on social media. Mention of other celebrities to have died in 2016. The mixed footage of him is on a loop. I expected it would happen this year.
There were quite a few hot folk in store. One tall black guy with muscles was in. There was a tanned brunette. Quite a few blonde teens/students. A blonde that was wearing blue jeans and was tanned. Some blonde had nice eyes. One was a tanned brunette in a white top. One white guy who was young and athletically built. Some foreign women too. Laura that used to work at the store is a hot brunette. The blonde that I have mentioned before works in McDonald's. Two mature women were having a discussion about what they were having and mentioned me. I was before them. One jokes that I may have a long order. The other says that I look healthy and possibly ordered something of the sort. Anyway I am reading this free eBook from HG Wells called A Modern Utopia. I can't quite make sense of it.
The Leave EU campaign people were in town again. It was really hot. The heating was on. There are these t-shirts that were supplied to us months ago, I believe for the summer. Yet they were stored in the back.

I had this dream where I was to go to a massage parlour. My colleague Chels had accompanied me. I went to Sheffield. Two Asian guys in a car gave me lift. I had to pay £10 for the lift and advice. I had to then take a 15 min walk up this main road. It was a Saturday and club goers were walking through town. We sat down on a bench in some tunnel. Two young stocky males were sat next to us. One puts his arm around me as a joke and I am uncomfortable. We decided to move on. I cracked my phone in frustration. The whole thing came apart. We decided that it was best to head home. I went to some kebab shop and ordered my meal. Chels introduced me to a few people. There was a bag of ice outside. I had made a mess of my jogging bottoms that I was wearing so would not be entering a bar.

So many fit girls at the gym. Nice arses that I would rim. Tall blonde in grey leggings. There was the tanned redhead in black with the nice eyes. A few young ladies on the running machines. The short redhead that I saw bringing the bench into one room was nice. A tall brunette was doing squats, late 20s perhaps. There was this blonde in light blue tight shorts doing squats. Did think I could take pictures but it wasn't the correct thing to do. I have been single for far too long. The blonde that was featured on Locationx3 was pretty with nice breasts. The black girl Scarlette Douglas on A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun is nice.

A song that plays at the gym, it has a folk indie style. It would be a great instrumental. The croaky vocals of the guy singing ruins it. He needs singing lessons.

Soccer Aid 2016. Claudio subtitles 'enjoy the fan and of cause the children'. Jose Mourinhno? could barely be heard. Nicole Scherzinger in Nairobi, Kenya as part of those charity videos. Celebrity visits poor folk. Some might say why not give them money as you are a millionaire. Read the tweets. Lucho Libre BBC2, the dancing monkey ladies with their nice bodies. There was a Co-op employee named Hannah May that was pretty.

The Nines: Ryan Reynolds, Hope Davis, Elle Fanning, Melissa McCarthy. Three stories are playing parallel with the same actors. I'm thinking Cloud Atlas, Babel, Pulp Fiction, Lost, The Matrix, 12:01, Edge Of Tomorrow, Fight Club. Cert 15, drama. 5055201802408. Good trailers for thriller Unknown and drama Brick Lane, which by the way had a superb song playing during the trailer. Captivity is a horror which is also shown. Back to the movie. Nice piano music for opening credits. Serial moment in the car. Ryan sure has a nice body. Nice nod to Misery in Part One. An actor Gary is in rehab/house arrest. He stars in a show called Crime Lab. Melissa is playing a publicist Margaret that has to look after him. She is quite endearing. Eclectic soundtrack. Sarah is his Canadian neighbour. Surreal. You might like Irrational Man, Movie 43, I Love Huckabees, Donnie Darko, Southland Tales, Self/less. Breaking the fourth wall like Deadpool perhaps? There are surprises. I will be looking up the theories and discussion about the film. Special features included. Part Two has Gavin the writer of a reality TV show. Melissa plays herself. She was great in The Heat, Spy, Bridesmaids. Ghostbusters is out this year. Hope Davis is a TV executive. Part Three is where a family are stranded. There is the little girl featured earlier in the car. There is a blonde stranger that Gabriel asks for help. I am thinking of Bruce Almighty.

The Voices is another film starring Mr. Reynolds. Cross between Psycho, Dexter and Dr. Doolittle. Saw a trailer for The Stag, God's Pocket. I believe this is an indie film. All products of Arrow Films. Jerry has a cat and dog that he believes talk to him. Gemma Arterton, Anna Kendrick, Jacki Weaver also star. You might like Maniac. He is a schizophrenic. This is a black comedy. Also see The Double, Seven Psychopaths, Sightseers, Horns, Life After Beth. I usually avoid films with talking animals but this is a twisted story. See some of his other films. Bloody awkward situation between him and the office girls. A date goes horribly wrong. The pets are like the devil and angel on his shoulder. I did think he would go on some sort of killing spree but that isn't the case. End credits is the weirdest.

I have not had.a confirmation message or reply from someone about the extra work on Saturday. The text I do receive is asking me to work tomorrow in the shop.

I am not even listening to my brother. It's stuff that don't matter to me. I have just seen an ad for Gold Digger And Proud on ch5. Richard Huckle is clearly a sick man. I wonder what the folk back in Ashford, Kent are saying.
The pensioner couple that went missing, their son-in-law has been arrested. He is from Leicester. Two so called carers Cosmin and Ana Focsa tied an oap with a towel. The 88 year old suffers from dementia. Should have been given a prison sentence.
So I understand why Jose M is no longer with Chelsea. Google bans plugin that picks out Jews. The people are then given abuse over social media. Fucking arsehole that created this needs shooting. Brock Turner assaulted someone and his father makes a comment that upsets people. Happy Father's Day everybody!

BBC East Midlands weather report being delivered by Lucy Martin and they cut midway to BBC Breakfast. 7/6/16 7:31am.

Sharon is a lady on her mobile phone outside of the library. I can hear her inside where the PCs are. ‭01582 807855‬ called me from Luton. The blonde curvy woman wondered what I was doing with the rope ladders. I was actually untangling them. Fuck it anyhow. Quite busy in the gym. A few hot girls. Nice breasts.

Jack Eye Jones - Summer nights

There were these twin sisters at the gym. Pretty, brunettes with nice bodies. Izzy does have a nice arse and smile.

The last customer in the shop was an African woman and she seemed abit miserable. For some stupid reason the middle child thought it was ok to bounce the fucking tennis ball indoors. I ought to have said something but was being polite. Another there was an Asian woman and both her kids were crying. Onto a more lighter note there was a curvy lady in a vibrant blue dress covered in tattoos and piercings I believe. Had a nice cleavage. Wore black gloves as she had her voice fingers tattooed. Some pretty blonde in Tesco that I spotted, was tanned. Daft when I serve someone and they are on their phone.

#bbcdebate Some pretty faces in the audience. Stephanie is kind of cute. She is Scottish. Also a strawberry blonde in red near the front looking bored wagging her foot. She wants the Leave campaign. I look forward to the tweets. Talk about the EU Referendum.

I should have waited one day till I got paid. I won't have anything left. I dreamt that I bought was in an episode of EastEnders and that I had entered the Berry office. There was some laughter at my expense. I tried to argue my point. Rachel was having none of it. I was in a car and went looking for a place where Tom Jones would be. Performing on a boat. I wanted to go back up one main road to see that the cars were locked.

Crazy story about the US hiker lost for 26 days before dying. There were text that she attempted to send but there was no signal. She left a final note asking whoever found her body to contact her family and tell them of how she died. Back in 2013. Rip Geraldine Largay.

Many people on this migrant boat that capsized. Many went to the size as they must have seen navy or coast guard ships. Darwinism in action? Just migrate the legal way and stop putting yourself in danger.

I Am Cait will not be shown in Africa anymore. It is a shit show associated with the Kardashians. Lucky Africa.

Hannah Maundrel is nice. A consumer expert now interviewed on the BBC. Yesterday CV there was a gorgeous tanned brunette on the business segment in the morning. The EU debate in Salford Quays, Darcey is an olive skinned beauty. Brunette sat at the front right side of the audience. A mixed bunch of characters. That ginger haired mature bloke with the help gap teeth might get some comments. I believe he has a Sheffield accent.

This household is signed up with Southern Electric and Npower. Why two direct debits for the same thing? How did that happen? One is for gas.

Missed call from Luton ‭01582 807855‬. Called back, automated voice says "the number you have dialed is not in service".

Again I had to put my mum on the phone to the person at SE. This time it was sorted quickly. I did see this pretty blonde in red t-shirt on a bike near the Town Hall.